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alltime_top5

Somewhere in the police station...

Sep 24, 2005 09:42

The door to a utility closet is shaking. Hard. Behind the door are sounds that could only be made by a very passionate couple trying to keep as quiet as possible but being far too turned on by the concept of needing to be that quiet ( Read more... )

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mparkerceo September 24 2005, 16:58:06 UTC

Parker stretches and glances around. "Crap. They left without us." She works out a kink in her neck, and frowns. Then glances down at Rob, and grins.

"As long as they're gone... Round two?"

This is probably *such* a bad idea, but violence does, in fact, really trip her switches.

alltime_top5 September 24 2005, 17:11:14 UTC

"Absolutely." He drags her behind the front desk and does something that would be considered illegal in 27 states.

mparkerceo September 24 2005, 17:16:11 UTC

Parker responds with a move she learned from Tommy of the Yakuza, and puts a particulary athletic spin on it, courtesy of weekly work-outs.

She also shows Rob something he didn't think was possible, but apparently, in a crisis, he's up for it.

alltime_top5 September 24 2005, 17:22:24 UTC

***Narrative Monologue***
I don't want to say I'm in love with Parker. That'd be really kind of gross. But when a woman defies the laws of physics just to show you something you've never seen before? That's special.

And she is really fucking beautiful when she doesn't look 16.
***End Narrative Monologue*

After another hour of physics, gravity, and logic-defying antics, Rob finally manages to pull himself off and locate his pants. "Much as I'd love to do... this for the rest of the day, I'm pretty sure that I go out making... having sex, it won't be because I was being eaten by zombies at the same time."

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