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London Calling To the zombies of death
Quit holdin' out -- and draw another breath
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Zen
Rob is sitting in his apartment, listening to the Talking Heads, and looking calm, if still a bit confused. After last night's encounter with Parker...
Well, it was all very surreal. -
Bad Week. Started Bad. Stayed That Way.
Rob is at the counter, looking not at all well ( Read more... ) -
Whatever
Rob is sitting in his apartment. Rob is very very very very very very very very very very very drunk, mostly from the bottle of Jagermeister clutched in his right hand, still unremoved from the paper sack. He is dangling a cigarette from his mouth and listening to The Cure. This can't end well. -
Girls
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Wuv Twu Wuv
Rob plays every lovestruck/angsty Elvis Costello tune he can get his hands on to varying levels of customer response. Complaints or adoration are ignored, however, in favor of a far-off glazed-over look. Rob has that Feeling... the kind that the world's worst boy bands warble about without a clue of their lack of talent.
He is in Love.
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Somewhere in the police station...
The door to a utility closet is shaking. Hard. Behind the door are sounds that could only be made by a very passionate couple trying to keep as quiet as possible but being far too turned on by the concept of needing to be that quiet ( Read more... ) -
Aw Crap
As if today couldn't get any more strange, looks like it might start to rain here soon.
*wonders if he should play a little Petula Clark just for irony's sake*
Angela? Roll out the mats in front of the door. -
Damn You, Joe Strummer
*can't get The Clash - Go Straight to Hell out of his head*
*smoothes shirt*
*double-checks that all blinds are down*
I have the libido of a dolphin. And brain of very horny monkey. -
*blink*
I don't know if I should be disappointed or grateful that Parker just took off. On the one hand, probably means there'll be fewer opportunites to commit statutory. On the other, it probably means there'll be fewer opportunities to commit statutory ( Read more... )