Just email me the info because I doubt you want it posted all over the place ( Read more... )

Me: holy shit
Me: my phone charges from my computer!
Josh: lol
Josh: duh
Me: that's fuckin AWESOME!
Me: holy shit. Whoever thought up having the computer charge the battery of your phone while you're connecting the two is a bloody genius!

Will wonders ever cease??

Then and Now; Ten years Gone ( Read more... )

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There's nothing quite like getting dickslapped by a paper penis when you're opening a birthday card you can't read in the dark. I love my sick and very twisted friends!! It is now 8:30 in the AM and I am still drunk and still wired. Hell! I even love my devious friends. Miss Designated Driver decided to ditch me after my 50$ alcohol tab so my ( Read more... )

I got roses!! Thank you soo much honey!!

Aurora Caster: ~applauds~ Well at least that time you didn't get your head shoved into a fence ( Read more... )

Oh HOLLYYYY SHIT! I had the most KICKASS evening. Neena came over early for hair and makeup stuffs so we could go see Caroline Spine at Sully's. Not only was it a kickass show, but since it was in such a small place, everyone got to hang out with them. So I got to talk politics with Mark (the guitarist), get hugs and kisses from the singer Jimmy ( Read more... )

I think today it finally hit me that A) I live alone, and B) I'm definitely single. So as I'm walking into Target I'm thinking 'I need to get shampoo and something for dinner'. So I grab a basket (not a cart). Which is really like holding up a sign saying 'Single White Female'. Kinda funny if you think about it ( Read more... )

Aurora Caster: Go to sleep old woman ( Read more... )