I haven't had a solitary sexual thought in months (shut up Vergil). Until today.

This morning I was downtown having tea in a cafe and this...thing walks past me that was so beautiful I had to look twice. And he had a body like heaven. I could not stop staring. At some point I'm pretty sure I started drooling. He was just flawlessly gorgeous. Man ( Read more... )

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If you're buying him toothpaste, you're crossing the friendship line.

...Unless you're trying to tell him something.

Edit: This also applies to having your own drawer in his dresser. The only thing you're missing now is keys to his apartment.

By the way, Celes, the downstairs is finished. It's safe to go look now.

Stupid sheep is gone. Been missing all weekend. Don't know where she went. Let her out into the backyard Thursday night and haven't seen her since then. Needless to say, I feel like shit I'm pissed, and I'm lacking the energy and patience to deal with this rationally. Really Elena, how careless can you be?Guess I'll take my Tonberry out and try to ( Read more... )

She does have balls.

Wish I had a front row seat to whatever pissed her off. XD

Celes! Did you really stay over at Sephiroth's last night? Is THAT where you were?! EWWWWW! GROSS! You have one-winged cooties!

And then you made him waffles this morning. You bitch.

-_-; Stupid Tonberry did eat the cake. I just want to know who let him out of the basement. ¬_¬*

My skin is STILL crawling from when I threw myself into the hell mouth. UGH. I'll never be able to shake that. There isn't enough soap in the universe.

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You know what Lady? Let's pretend, for a second, that you didn't just contradict yourself by going "I don't care" and then making an entire journal entry about the fact that you don't care. That message? Wasn't for you. You take things a little too personally sometimes. You're the bitch, and you like for people to know it every fucking chance you ( Read more... )

I've got to breathe.

The weird hair that's been floating around killed the guy downstairs who owns the tea shop. Apparently he tripped over a piece and busted his face on the pavement. He had that one disease where bones are brittle and break very easily. Deliciously hilarious. Except, now he's dead, which means no more free tea. D: <-- That is my sad face. I'll be ( Read more... )