saturday, from a distance, i saw a small boy chase birthday balloons across a beach before they drifted into the water, yards and many arm-waving and almost-cheerfully-shocked moments later. i laughed in disbelief and wished i had the episode on tape. but, disappointingly, i doubt it would be the same the second or third or fourth time around ( Read more... )

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hey kids, i'm back from another month-long hiatus. i've avoided surfing the inter-nets long enough, i guess, because a sign from a force beyond myself came to me yesterday morning when i woke up sick as hell. as it goes, i had a roaring headache, etc.,etc., so i rested my head in my hands and to my amazement, it happened again: my hands grew ( Read more... )

( nothing interesting, just comic sneak preview [the pictures are slightly gi-normous] )

and i return: still alive [yes, i can hear your exasperated sighs. sorry, i know it's disconcerting]. well, i still don't have much of anything to say, so, because of my lack of compelling stories, here's a stream of conciousness writing thing, have a good laugh or skip over it [or just try to recover from the irritation of my reappearance ( Read more... )

sorry, kids, really stupid entry tonite [as always]:
i'm starting to further fabricate a meaning behind my possible portfolio concentration of bicycles. it's still pretty shakey but what the hell. any input'd be awesomeworking has reminded me how agravating the human race is. this couple came in last nite, five fucking minutes before close, ( Read more... )

( his hands are just kind of painted green. )

all my life i have been entirely unaware that funerals sent thank you cards.

Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male

You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved

What Gender Is Your Brain?

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