So remember how disturbing I thought those stupid, creepy "Chastity Balls" were? Figures that Mark Morford would too:
Christian Virgins Are Overrated: Think sex and drugs destroy America? Try naive chastity. Oh, and "Purity Balls"

The best part is that he links to the actual website (which is so horrific that I thought it was a parody at first):
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In addition to providing an information center for the abstinence industry that has blossomed in recent years, she takes her message directly to kids. Besides "Girls Gone Mild," she sponsors "Purity Balls," which fathers attend with their teenage daughters. "We think the relationship between fathers and their daughters is the key," she told me. At ( Read more... )

I love the cover of this magazine:
http://www.plentymag.com/images/issue8/cover.png

(I'd insert the image, but LJ is being whack here, and I left my laptop at Brown this weekend [sigh] so I can't do it at home, either...)

I think the highlight of this is that one in five people thought the right to own a pet was protected ( Read more... )

BEST EPISODE OF THE DAILY SHOW TONIGHT. EVER. Must be the sleep deprivation from Oscar prep, because Jon Stewart totally cracked up and lost it during his interview with Roger Ebert (they were discussing Doogal, the new animated film--really a dubbing of a British cartoon based on a French fairy tale--that he does voicework in). Some lucky kid in ( Read more... )

Big dick looking to shoot in your face http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4m/133646102.html

Boycott bottled water (a.k.a. good article on American excess and ridiculousness, with a good bit about "flavored" water drinks) Leave a comment

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-must…remember…to blink…while reading…online… (since that is what I do all day, after all ( Read more... )

-place fake orders. make sure they process properly ( Read more... )

In a weird continuation of events, my dream last night had Stephen Colbert in it. Which...may be a sign that I'm watching too much 11 p.m. - 12 a.m. programming on Comedy Central ( Read more... )