Well, I have nothing better to do, so I will be traveling to Earth in a few days, to steal the Earth's supply of waffles study the humans more. It's getting boring bossing the smaller Irkens around.

I was going to contact "Invader" Zim to see if Invader Tak destroyed him yet his progress on his mission saw the cutest most annoying little SIR ( Read more... )

So I saw some of the hu-mans in action by watching that scienc-ey show by that Professor Membrane guy. Very strange. I have a strong urge to eat toast now. Man I miss being tallest, it was nice having little servants with plates on their heads carrying snacks to you at your command ( Read more... )

So, this Earth, planet, thingy, sounds interesting, I want to go there at least once to see what it's like, I have nothing better to do anyway since I am not Tallest BUT STILL ALMIGHTY. anymore. I've heard that the population there is tall yet...stupid. Interesting, then again....I've seen short people who are intelligent, and these other tall ( Read more... )

A few irken were shocked to see me? What, did they think I died or something? Hah! I should "accidentaly" push them out of the air lock.

I feel better now, I don't feel as if I'm being digested anymore. I also must find that little creature so I can crush him/her/it with an almighty two fingered FIST of DOOM who was the cause of this, mess. I just ( Read more... )

That, little creature, his infinate energy absorbing...'thingy'...almost destroyed me! Luckily I was able to escape the evil bowels of the monster, I'd rather not explain. Who was the IDIOT who gave him the job to military reasearch?! Ack ( Read more... )