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[almightyfuzz]

So on Maury, ten minutes ago, Maurice had sex with a black girl named India. They had a baby, but Maurice didn't believe that it was his, because it's skin was too light to be his.

The baby's name, you ask?

Xzorion.

I hope you all thank your parents tonight for not naming you Xzorion. Imagine what that would look like in cursive.

Comments

[austn_miller]

fag

[almightyfuzz]

You're just jealous because I'm too good to participate in your lame cuddle time.

And you're supposed to be my brother.

So fuck off.

[austn_miller]

come on yo know you love the cuddle time!

i would be your brother if you would just press my love buttons every now and then

hugs ad kissis

quite possibly the gayest post ever

[almightyfuzz]

yeah... Quite.