[1] I have eaten more than 5 meals a day ( Read more... )

"Is this queen"-jake's brother
"yeah"- me
"fag"- jake's brother
"roasted"-me

the debate is over:
the cutest possible thing is no longer a flamingodolphin, as coined by Harry the bus driver. it is now a mentally handicapped, three-legged ,blind rabbit.

"Baaaaah", says Klan Frank.

yeah, i get to write an article on checken day!
so i hope to shadow someone from springfield high and observe their chicken day customs.
apparently at lanphier, poeple get passes as rewards to get in the front of the chicken line. jesus christ sprngfield, keep it together

The time has come to leave the theatre for everyone that matters. seriusly the bggest douches ahve suddenly decided to all come to white oaks the exact time that the best person known to man decides to leave. wtf ( Read more... )

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play ( Read more... )

not going to be a fun(ny) entry

school is not the best, i have people to talk to in every class. teacher's getting better by the day. i do not have study hall. sit with jake alone at lunch.

jim i leaving

brandon form work is now refered to as 'new guy', 'nubes' or 'newbie' after calling him his name for two weeks or so, and he worked at 12 for a good 10 months

newbie's threading the movies
shut the fuck up you guys
someone should use their big boy words

no wonder everyone quits

here it is ( Read more... )

jake "hey alex look who's comin'."

*behind alex four goth kids are dragging their chained bondage pants through the streets of the hood*

alex before he turns around "i don't have to, i can hear them"