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[austn_miller]

"Baaaaah", says Klan Frank.

yeah, i get to write an article on checken day!
so i hope to shadow someone from springfield high and observe their chicken day customs.
apparently at lanphier, poeple get passes as rewards to get in the front of the chicken line. jesus christ sprngfield, keep it together

Comments

[iamchicdevin]

I've never heard of any reward passes at LHS. But I think there might be chicken day shirts. lol. Oh yes.

[ellengode]

you can put this in your article

chicken day is the fabric, the very fiber that is springfield. without chiken day, we have no goals, we create no memories, have naught to look forward to. it's our sabbath.

chicken day gives us wings, if you will.

^^^consider it.

[austn_miller]

defintely going in, without a doubt

[austn_miller]

yep, i put it in entirely

[almightyfuzz]

there's this kid in my german class, which i have fourth hour. he's a senior. he said for three years, he just ate the shit that they gave him, and this year, he finally realized what good chicken it was. he's kind of like eric foreman from that 70s show.

anyhow, every wednesday, he only brings the bare necessities to class. he's knows the exact second of when the class ends. as soon as the bell rings, he jumps up and runs out of the door. usually, i'm out the door before he is, and he thinks my soul purpose at springfield high is to make his life miserable, and he thinks i'm going to sabotage chicken day for him.

so every wednesday, he runs out of the room, and i can be halfway up the stairs, going to my locker, and instead of running straight to the cafeteria, he runs up the stairs, pushes me into the wall, turns around and books his ass the cafeteria.

i know another kid who tried to cut in the chicken line. a black girl pulled a knife on him.