I got it! I got it!

Somebody's going to shoot me.

But I got the flag I wanted!

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So on Maury, ten minutes ago, Maurice had sex with a black girl named India. They had a baby, but Maurice didn't believe that it was his, because it's skin was too light to be his.

The baby's name, you ask?

Xzorion.

I hope you all thank your parents tonight for not naming you Xzorion. Imagine what that would look like in cursive.

there's really no point to this update, but some of those who read this are freakishly good at livejournals. and i need some help setting a picture as the backround of it. so a nickel and a hug to whoever helps.

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play ( Read more... )

So, other than Nick moving, my uncle dying, the constant fighting, and the lack of everybody but Brandon and Jaggel-Murff, I'm a happy kid ( Read more... )

I'm not suicidal or depressed. But shit has gone down, that isn't good, but i'll be fine.

But 311 tomorrow. Nick, Brandon, Jake and I. Fucking right.

i don't want to wake up tomorrow
i don't want to say goodnight
somebody just tuck me in
and tell me it will be alright

so fluff my pillow
and turn out the lights
kiss my forehead
and tell me it will be alright

Better shut the shades
or it's gonna get bright
Because I don't want to wake up
It's not gonna be alright

fuck it.

So this is to a very confused, fucked man.

I don't know what to do.

And the only ham in the house is Bavarian Ham which tastes like honey covered shit. What happened to good old fashioned Virginia Baked Ham?

Last night was fun, and by fun I mean utterly mind boggling.

And to cope with it, I'm not going to wear a shirt today.

Somebody please

Well, I was thinking of taking Jess' advice and making a quiz for guys, but I figured it would probably end up too vile for most people. So I don't know how that's going to go down ( Read more... )