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Avian Armageddon: An Epic
Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day of reckoning. Today is the end of oppression, the end of fear. Today is the day of great deeds of which songs will be sung and women will swoon. It's that kind of motherfucking day, bitches, and I stand ready to seize it like a fistful of diamonds lodged in the cleavage of some heathen goddess. Big diamonds.
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Oh yeah baby, Invaginate that Testudo.
Luddite, simpleton, coward and madman. All things can be said of the foe that stands before me. He's gone to ground, erecting a defense of a thousand screaming cannons before me and my horde. He puts his faith in iron and grand gestures but really he puts his faith in me. I am a vengeful god. He thinks I will play by his rules, dance to his tune, ( Read more... ) -
Ultraism
Lets face it, the world is a place plagued by over-definition. You can barely discover a species nowadays before some biologist gives it some kind of fancy string of syllables and a fast-food outlet mogul tries to cook it under the moniker of 'beef'. You can't just be 'god-fearing' anymore, you're catholic, born again christian, protestant, hindu ( Read more... ) -
I like WoW, sue my Big. Blue. Ass.
I like to think of myself as untouchable. This helmet i have on here translates into real life, you know, and keeps me both stylishly pixellated and immune to the debris in the usual tides of life. When i have it on, i cannot be shamed, threatened or intimidated. It's at once as fragile as a fists whisper and as Unbreakable as a fortress wall.
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Don't look down.
Black is a scary color.
We know this. We see it in horror films and games, novels and poetry. Black is baaad. You never meet, read about or encounter a black dragon with humanities best interests at heart. You never see anything good come from a black knight (Not least of which a terrible movie). And lets not even start on the literary uses of this ( Read more... ) -
Fishing: When you can't use rust as an excuse anymore.
It's fair to say I am a tragic fan for a lot of lost causes. Among these number the popular, like painting miniatures badly and attempting to thrash younger cousins at backyard cricket. Also among them are the less prominent, such as repairing my own bike and weeding a lawn that consists entirely of rather uniform weeds.
Fishing falls into neither ( Read more... )