Wolves and cayotes
oranges and peagreen
peartrees are all
that surround me
The wolves, they bite
The cayotes, they are
much worse
in tasteless ways while
the oranges are ominous
and impending
The peartrees are
always ascending
away from me
so perhaps-perhaps-
a whale will come
and swallow us all

well...i miss a lot of people a lot. and its my fault probably. so if i call one of you be prepared for me to sound desperate and please say you'll hang out.

in other news...i'm probably going to work at the crows nest as a horrible dish washer

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:


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New pets ( Read more... )

1. Hit the shark. If a shark is coming toward you or attacks you, use anything you have in your possession--a camera, probe, harpoon gun, sword, your fist, (but probably not anything bloody)--to hit the shark's eyes or gills, which are the areas most sensitive to pain ( Read more... )

You fit in with:
'Intellectual'

You fit into the highschool intellectual stereotype. You're not really all that popular, but you're not a loner either. You fit somewhere in the middle socially, though you much prefer to do things your own way. You certainly aren't just one of the crowd.


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God damn. I find myself wanting to punch more and more people lately. Or at least be an ass. It's terrible! I don't like being mean. However, I suppose that I enjoy not liking people. But I usually make sure that I have good reason. Also, a lot of people have proven me wrong; first impressions are bunk ( Read more... )

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So i was buying a bagel today and the guy at the counter first struck me as a slob or something but he totally made my day. He dropped half my bagel on his shoe and then gave me the other half and proceded to make me another. Then he told me that the new bagel was "tear drop shaped" because it was mourning the loss of the first half bagel.