For starters, the t button on my keyboard is sticky ( Read more... )

They're coming ( Read more... )

NYNVE TEHZORZO QWON QWICOTER ( Read more... )

I feel the need to inform William A. Oishi and Cody (something?) Miskelli(?) (ahahahahhahahah i win) that they are on the very brink of REMOVAL from lj viewing rights, as pertaining to my lj. Why, you ask? Well it's because they say stupid things like OMG, AND YOU CALL ME A TOOL!!! or DAVE YOU"RE SUCH A LOSER OMG!!!! Whereas the girls TOTALLY GET ( Read more... )

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT MY USER PIC ITS BRAD PITT OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

So the other day I was walking downtown when a man jumped out of the bushes at me. I said "Hello sir, whatever were you doing in the bushes ( Read more... )

I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tempted to write some lameass I hate life thing right now. SOOOOOO tempted. And just so no one gets the wrong idea, it had nothing to do with any of you. I love you all THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS much. hehehhe. Stupid livejournal. Its trying to trick ( Read more... )

To the Parents of David Weindorfer ( Read more... )

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

I just wanted to make sure everyone understood that last post was sarcastic. Hehe. SO! If you have any ill-will towards anyone and I see real feelings on my lj, I will delete them. I hate honesty. It's the scourge of the internet. Grrrr ( Read more... )