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[almostaudrey]

An ex-con just called me and said "I've been thinking about your cute butt all day. You're having dinner with me tonight."

Umm... Who gave the scary ex-con my number?

Comments

[paintedflowers]

Ew. That's really creepy.

[orangedanger]

he's right about the butt....but your butt chose to sit next to my lazy butt all night!

[almostaudrey]

hell yeah.
lets drink absinthe next weekend.