An ex-con just called me and said "I've been thinking about your cute butt all day. You're having dinner with me tonight."

Umm... Who gave the scary ex-con my number?

I would've defended this man's fashion sense to the death last week.

( What are you wearing Karl!? )

( Lawnmower Adventure )

( can you believe this is on the internet???! )

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Just got back from Miami Beach!


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just figuring this all out

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She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

This was a test by famous American psychologists used to test if
one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly.

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