Crinkly old bones! Stupid joints... much much hate ( Read more... )

I tell you... I have awaited that first day of college soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ( Read more... )

I sit in solemn silence
On a dull, dark dock
In a pestilential prison
With life-long lock
Awaiting the sensation
Of a short, sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper
On a big, black block.

Can I actually not be annoying? Yes. That is true.

New Years Resolutions:

1. Be less annoying
2. Be less selfish
3. Lose more weight
4. Manage to find someone who likes me regardless of my success in the above 3.

Z

You know, if it's one thing I can't do, it's that I cannot stay angry at people ( Read more... )

Fuck. Shit. Damn. Hell. Motherfucker. Sonuvabitch.

It's like they read my mind.

http://www.queenofwands.net/

Make sure that you read the one for December the 22nd. Since it is the most current one, I cannot directly link it.

This is the point I am driving towards with my long series of reminiscing and seriousness.

Z

Or rather, what makes a person strong ( Read more... )

Blah. Just lost interest in typing. Will update a little later.

Z

I don't I've laughed this hard at a video game in YEARS. I rented it for shits and giggles... and man, it was worth it. The humor is too much, and the graphics are pretty cool too. I was sceptical at first, thinking that it was meant to be a one-handed game [if you catch my drift], but it turns out that the plot is actually pretty cool, and has ( Read more... )