SCHKORE

[alopexlagopus]

Alright, I'll tell you the story. But wait.

Comments

[wolfie_whitman]

threatening to kill people is so last year.

WHEN WILL PEOPLE GROW UP?!

[alopexlagopus]

Yer tellin' me, boy.

[westegg]

hahahahahah damn

did you catch my typo the first time?

[of_isolation]

for some reason, when i first saw the above comment with mine sleepy eyes, it read, "hahahaha wet dream."

and, i nearly got super pissed, because that's exactly what i was going to say.

that story is insane. i didn't know you said that ting 'bout da leemp deeked geezah. that's pretty gross. if you ever talk about vagarsh's family again, i'll slit your throat.

..man, i don't even like typing that. i can't imagine saying it, verbally.

Re: did you catch my typo the first time?

[alopexlagopus]

I'm laughing right now.

What do you have to say to that?

"i don't know, man. buy me a year's supply of pesto parmesan oven-roasted ham, and we'll talk."

I gotta go back to work, but I'm going to check the rest of my email.

"cool, dude."

[hands_out]

wow.

[alopexlagopus]

You're tellin' me, dollface. Where have you been??

[hands_out]

half the time, LIVIN LARGE. the other half, living in PERRIS.

[alopexlagopus]

Shut. Up. I miss you.

[i_love_her]

"Vagarsh, that was a joke. I don't even know your grandpa[...]"

that part really got me laughing.