"I've never had so much fun cleaning..."
"You actually had fun doing something?"

i have fun, sometimes. i have fun, sometimes!

I HAVE FUN, SOMETIMES.

Margaret Singer's conditions for mind control ( Read more... )

as a precursor to what i'm about to say, this isn't ( Read more... )

Fixed and fettered, plaster gathered 'round the sap in 103. Clawed tub, prime ocean view, and a sullen sack of bones to wake to ( Read more... )

I SEE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. I SEE YOU OPENING PROGRAMS, SHUFFLING THROUGH FILES, FUCKING WITH THE FTP. I SEE YOU ( Read more... )

dictation, 3/16: i just stepped on an earring, and it stuck into my foot. this has never happened to me before. i had been wondering lately about how similar occurences would feel, whether it involved an earring, staple, fork, pen, cooking knife, etc. and, now i know. more than painful, it's very surprising. i know i was surprised due to the lucky ( Read more... )

there has to be some way to approach adulthood that doesn't involve sitting in a room all day, every day ( Read more... )

i will type this properly, caps and all. i would like to see how it feels ( Read more... )

happy v.d. eh heh heh heh.

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