A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds ( Read more... )

My fellow New Yorkers ( Read more... )

Electric Barberella, indeed ( Read more... )

So, it's about 70 degrees in New York City on January 6, 2007. Clearly the rapture is upon us. As my housemate Chris put it (alluding to the South Park episode), "Let's go out and walk the empty streets of Chelsea."

A meme lifted from Blueguy ( Read more... )

"I won't lie to you. Fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood." -- Homer Simpson

"I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren't trying to teach us."

-- Umberto Eco

Fact: If I drink enough espresso shots in fast succession, I begin to hallucinate that I am the Living Christ come to redeem humanity.

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This has been today's Moment Of Free-Floating Guilt. I'm Andrew Coxe Wellington. Stay tuned 'till next week!