"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce."

-- J. Edgar Hoover

Rummy, we hardly knew ye.

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Boston

You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don't. Of course, that doesn't mean you are from the Boston area, you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine.
The Midland

The West

North Central

Philadelphia

The Northeast

The South

The Inland North

What American accent do you have?
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Halloween night: constructed a highly attention/praise garnering costume (involving two faces and lots of feathers), attended Motherfucker (like Drag Ball, but more expensive), groped various attractive Asian girls (and one boy who looked like a girl), and took a cab home. Thus is the life of the heterosexual urban male ( Read more... )

"Ronald McDonald: the man dress like a total prick, but he is hactually a genius. Checkit!"

And check out my new spooky Halloween userpics. Bo!

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-- Andy Warhol

Ten years ago, five years ago, today ( Read more... )

The band The Scissor Sisters derive their name from "scissor fighting," slang for a type of lesbian sex formally called "tribadism."

So I'm going to share my new favorite vocab word with the world by forming a band called The Tribadism... Sisters. Or A Tribadist Called Quest.

Waiting around for other people to do things is dumb. Especially when it would be so easy (in theory) to reverse the situation by doing something myself, and having various cronies and acolytes wait for me to tell them what to do instead. Such is the plight of the insecure and pathologically passive.