This may or may not work....if it doesn't pictures to follow shortly. My Mum sent me this to cheer me up and make me laugh.
Here's a cat story......

Note: This was not done on purpose (by the pet owner) and the cat is fine and back to normal.

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the ( Read more... )

Rah! I have something absolutely brilliant to post that will have you all in stiches, but LJ won't let me post a picture at the mo.

Rah Rah Rah Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Going back to bed now.

I had a weird dream last night of longhairedhippy proportions.

Aged about 8 or 9 I was in London with Mum Dad and my Brother. We were running around trying to ( Read more... )

We were visited by the lovely glass_rat and nigelh yesterday evening. It was really nice to see them and have a talk and a catch up.

After that I was treated to a trip out. ukwarwickdood drove me to Sheffield for a friend's 30th Birthday Party. Was not up to staying very long, but enjoyed my time there. I won £250 in play casino money and left the night up ( Read more... )

The wind howled last night, and I slept through it! Thankyou strong painkillers! ukwarwickdood made me have a sleep yesterday afternoon AND have an early night, and I am feeling quite a bit better for it. As we stepped out this morining to Mexborough (to collect a sign which says "Block these gates and I will set my girlfriend on you") and the florist (ordering ( Read more... )

What follows are the long overdue answers to the film quiz.

The winner was longhairedhippy  with 8/20  he gets bought a pint in real life as I know him.

1. "You don't need to worry about Freddy darling, your Mommy killed him"

Mrs  Marge Thompson   Nightmare on Elm Street 1

2. "Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist"

Westly    The Princess Bride

3. " ( Read more... )

This is a longish post, but quite a bit has happened.

Part 1

Good News:

HEN NIGHT!

As you should know if you read my LJ I am getting legally married on 15th February. It is also by 27th Birthday on 12th February. I am therefore having a combined Hen night / Birthday piss-up. So far several dates have been batted about amongst the key guests ( Read more... )

Bye bye 2004 ( Read more... )

You may or may not be aware that I have been in the process of writing a recipie book. I am currently about 1/2 way through (I think) and I am wanting to start "test cooking" the recipies, and wondered if anyone would be interested in helping out. The idea of this is to check wether I have converted the pinches and handfuls in my head into proper ( Read more... )

Thanks to Ivorymaid - this meme comes all the way from Kiwiland ( Read more... )

From the quote you need to guess the Character's name (1 point) and the Film (1 Point). Give answers by post comment, I will screen comments and post your score ONLY. Competition ends on Jan 1st.

Only 10 q's this time - but I think some of them are quite tricky.

If I know you IRL I will buy you a pint if you win, if not I will buy you a *pint*.

1 ( Read more... )