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- Mon, 06:53: Awww... Show me on the map where the nasty council flower pots hurt you. https://t.co/WgwnOkodSl https://t.co/FXetCPYtHI
- Mon, 07:09: Decidedly odd. https://t.co/o4YBUOnNnY
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- Tue, 21:48: Hey @ Psychobillyinkk you been using @ lagerfelch tod in the hole recipe again? https://t.co/TdKZq1hKdG
- Tue, 21:50: RT @ steveparks: Political analysis of the day: Sometimes it takes two flushes
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- Thu, 17:01: Doctors say he was sweating profusely... https://t.co/strhuYvUMs
- Thu, 18:59: Just stuck my head under my blanket to muffle the sound of the missus nagging because I'd forgotten to load the dishwasher; then I realised I'd just farted under there. Oops. Own goal.
- Thu, 22:07: Fire. Gotta be done. https://t.co/pYlTZbpQxI
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- Tue, 18:47: Bun tin is up. https://t.co/H29KTbdtG5
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- Mon, 20:05: Definitely explains a lot. https://t.co/LXJi6TSFv4
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- Sun, 22:08: @ Pringles_UK why u make the Pepperoni Pizza 🍕 Pringles in the Sour Cream and Onion colours? Not good for those who recognise packs by colour!
- Sun, 22:32: Can confirm this is true https://t.co/c5RIv0aCyy
- Sun, 22:36: The brickwork on this wall is disturbing me. https://t.co/0BHiibr8Jg
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- Sun, 00:46: RT @ CogitoErgo15: Oh, Sheffield! ❤️ https://t.co/zoyokirsha
- Sun, 00:56: Brilliant gig at Dodworth Central! Definitely need to go back there. https://t.co/DAkpc2IF3O
- Sun, 10:24: Is "rode the rocket" the new "jumped the shark", but for billionaires? Looking at @ richardbranson , @ elonmusk and @ JeffBezos here...
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- Fri, 18:32: Oh pride 🏳️🌈 month is coming. Here come the corporate rainbows and virtue signallers 😔. I'd rather just be me and be accepted thanks.
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- Sat, 22:05: Todfest again. Pfister had a right mard cos my band Strangepfist ate all the backstage strepsils. Singer is in the toilets drinking head and shoulders. It's getting mental! https://t.co/jWsH1cWMks
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- Fri, 07:48: When the hard work you did three years ago putting in a fire alarm then gets this treatment... @ RMBCPress wasting money again. https://t.co/qnMkQBUoaP