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My tweets
- Mon, 15:09: Rumour has it that if you fart in a latex suit, it never escapes. I can now officially confirm that rumour. https://t.co/3yMimzsYjH
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My tweets
- Sat, 21:50: New PA. First test. Scary! Thank God it sounds mint! https://t.co/S7m7gal9xB
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- Wed, 21:22: Can't possibly think why Chris's prospective wife might have possibly dumped him. It could be that he's a turd? https://t.co/cLBksvbEna
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My tweets
- Thu, 17:02: Jesus Christ I'm a brown crayon today!
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My tweets
- Mon, 15:29: A bit of 8 bit music today... This one is a classic! https://t.co/Mzrxf1D2Nc
- Tue, 07:06: RT @ MrJohnNicolson: Keir Starmer is my political opponent but an honourable and decent man. No one in political office should be tweeting #…
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My tweets
- Sat, 15:41: Vibes... https://t.co/wFhkcOHmcr
- Sat, 18:43: New bling. That top one made me wince... https://t.co/CI3mKsaKqD
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- Fri, 19:13: BMX Club bike ride. Carnage. @ TSting18 joined us on this one to try and keep it classy but he just keeps smirking about the shop and "fudge packing". @ windyace has already downed a full crate of Vimpto and thrown up purple on the minster steps. https://t.co/I1ZUARy5kC
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- Thu, 18:01: You! Boy! What day is it? Why it's #EdBallsDay sir! https://t.co/TiXNhPr8Y5
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- Wed, 19:35: In case you were wondering. https://t.co/bsjNFybZwp
- Wed, 21:46: You've got to have a certain je ne sais quoi to wear a metallic blue latex suit. https://t.co/E8MWLYIoCj
- Thu, 09:44: Lido Shuffle! #choon
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My tweets
- Mon, 21:40: Musk about to buy twitter. I hate him. This loons is getting itchy feet.
- Mon, 22:15: Dolly Parton uses her millions buying books for kids. Elon Musk ejaculates his giant rocket cock into space. My name is the same, you pick the platform.