alteredbeast72

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alteredbeast72 Jun 20, 2005 19:49

My peroid juice smells like scrambled eggs

boston "more than a feeling"

easter weiner style

alteredbeast72 Mar 29, 2005 01:59

*giggles ( Read more... )

Chicken Nugget Shorts!

alteredbeast72 Feb 25, 2005 02:06

LEVEL ONE ( Read more... )

so i went back to the bowling alley after being fired for so long. to my surpirse they got a pinball machine. it was so smooth like my newly shaven legs. so i started playing and playin and playing. i played so much i completley forgot i had to go to the bathroom. i was reminded when a warm log rolled down my leg. i couldn't stop it!!!flyswatter. ( Read more... )

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alteredbeast72 Oct 15, 2004 02:06

i am so constipated. its not a fun time to be weiner ( Read more... )

bad dream

alteredbeast72 Aug 26, 2004 20:15

i had a terrible dream about inspector gadget last night!!!. he tried to shove toilet paper down my throat until i choked. i woke up to a wet bed. i was just so upset i started eating hermit crab food. i guess there is a reason its for hermit crabs. i burped until i threw up ( Read more... )

about me

alteredbeast72 Aug 13, 2004 17:06

x: name = weiner mackelvein ( Read more... )

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alteredbeast72 Aug 10, 2004 03:35

one time i ate a whole bunch of french fries and a strawberry milkshake, then look what i did

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i'm hungry

alteredbeast72 Jul 24, 2004 03:53

i strongly dislike it when we are out of spinach pancakes ( Read more... )

i'm switching to pepsi

alteredbeast72 Jul 18, 2004 23:59

today i was making a ginger bread collage, and i spilled glitter all over my pants. then i relized the glitter would look great somewhere else ( Read more... )