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[altergoincident]

Excerpt from my sister's senior paper on firemen:

"Small petite cars with small hoses attached, huge long red big manly trucks that have long hoses which can spit out 1000s of gallons of water to soak the hot fire per minute. They too used to the helicopter"note: this is the final draft, the teacher put a check over those two divine sentences--

Comments

[markassmeagle]

I got an erection around "big manly trucks that have long hoses" and it was good.

[starshapedatoms]

i cant even fucking understand that sentence and im a moron...doubled yew tee eff as mary says...seriously what the fuck??