Making up for several days of absence...

[alternate0ego]

'lo, all! Ah, what's it be, five days since I've been here last? Time to catch up...

Meme first:

Chinese Zodiac Meme (snagged from

Comments

[comanche_rider]

I would totally read a Cat AU by you. But make them like Cat!John in Cat Ears and Fangs. That'd be weirder and hotter and they could have kinky tail sex.

Why yes, fandom has corrupted me. XD

[alternate0ego]

they could have kinky tail sex

*jaw drop*

Whaaat?!?! omg you ARE corrupted!! Must - erase - mental - image - NOOO! I need brain soap! BRAIN SOAP!!!

XD

[comanche_rider]

But-but-but-but....*sniff**hands brain soap*

*cackles*

[meridith_smith]

*invades visits someone else's thread*

But make them like Cat!John in Cat Ears and Fangs. That'd be weirder and hotter and they could have kinky tail sex.

This is GENUIS, I tell you. I second that motion! \o/ It would be awesome. (alternate0go -- you think you're fooling us, but you know you want to. Wriiiiite iiiit. Write the kinky half-animal tail!sex immediately. *pause* You know, that doesn't sound as nearly as weird in my head....)

*drive by icon love* Hey, comanche_rider -- I have to say, I have an enormous amount of love for your icon. :D

[meridith_smith]

Raw sex appeal? Yeah, that's me, just bursting with sexiness. *grin* When I put my mind to it, I seduce people right out of their pants!

HEE. Okay, I have this totally inappropriate joke on my mind now. *bites tongue* Must... resist...

Me: o_O ARE YOU INSANE, WOMAN?!? THAT'S JUST DISTURBING!!!

BUT, BUT BUT THE CUTENESS!!! *agasht* IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY. ADMIT IT. AS FOR THE INSANITY, THAT IS... QUITE POSSIBLE.

[borg_princess]

Omg, do you have a link to the site that told you about your 'raw sexual appeal'? I can't wait to see what it says about me, lol. And you, I need to beware of you! All this stuff about 'working the crowd' and seducing people is worrisome...and what A-list parties have you been attending lately? Spill! ;)

And...I need to sort out an intervention for you...liking Keller? *clutches head* Although, omg, Rodney/Keller, two immature, panicky neurotic geniuses in a relationship? HEE! The potential for disaster is amazing, I love it! You're right, so less squicky than Ronon and her!

Uh, the cat!versions of SGA? And the R-rated conversation on this page about tails and...stuff? I am disturbed. If I have nightmares, I'm so blaming you. XP The original idea was cool [crack!fic...*hints*] but yeesh, what it devolved into! Lol...

[alternate0ego]

Hee, here you go. ^_^ Enjoy!

It's not what it looks like! I only... sort of like Keller. I mean, she was sooo nice to Rodney in "Trio," how could I resist? Rodney/Keller = cute beyond belief! And way less gross than Ronon/Keller... :P

Hey, don't blame me! comanche_rider was the one who suggested things of the R-rated nature! *shudders* She has a dark, scary mind, I tell you... ;)

[borg_princess]

Oookay. According to the zodiac, under the Dragon [RAWWRRR], I need to balance my quest for success and learn to enjoy the little things. Um. I think my parents would agree I have ZERO ambition, and that my obsession with 'little things' like tv is wrecking my focus on important things like studying! How wrong can this thing BE? [I will concede the bit about being a bad loser, though...]

Hmm, okay, I'm liking where you're at with Keller a bit more. You're not necessarily in love with her, the way 'normal' people are with Shep and Lizzeh, but she bothers you less...you're not a fully fledged obsessive Rodney/Keller shipper, it's just less icky than Ronon/Keller...qualifiers are good, I get that! And it's good for you if she's not as irritating to you anymore, since you're still keeping up with the show. Though if she converts you in s5, my worldview will be shattered, lol.

*steers mind away from tails altogether* Regardless of who suggested it...just...my mind needs scrubbing. BADLY. ;)

[alternate0ego]

Yay, dragon! RAWR. And me, the horse. Neigh.
...
That just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

Even if I do start really liking Keller, it won't matter, because S5 is going to suck so bad with Woolsey in charge. Ugh. *shudders* It makes me almost want Carter back... but not quite.

And here's some brainsoap for the tail ickyness. ^_^