HELLO PEOPLE! YES, TIS I, THE DISAPPEARED ONE! LONG TIME NO SEE, EH ( Read more... )

Okay. So. I've had this idea for a while - an AU where SGA are biblical figures. I call it the Jack_Is_God!Verse, because let's face it, Jack would make an awesome god. And, you know, if you think I'm crazy, just blame it on 
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*twitch* Would you like to know who wins the biggest screw-up of the week award? No, not lj. It goes to - drumroll, please - fanfiction.net ( Read more... )

Whew, okay, it's been a while. Don't kill me. Turns out life is determined to drag me away from my happy place - but I survived anyway, cuz I'm just amazingly resilient like that, yo.

Soooo - have you heard the news yet? The Walmart smiley has been LIBERATED! It is now FREE from the chains of having to serve a low-down, no good corporation! It has ( Read more... )

Strike on Friday, peoples! Since LJ is getting annoying. C'mon, you know you want to....

Here for details. Repost this to your journal if you want to spread the word.

(I'm not even that pissed at lj anymore - I suck at holding grudges - but it sounds fun, so I'm in. ;D )

Title: Not Yet Lost

Recipient: ubiquitous_girl

Pairing: Ronon/Melina, slight-but-ignorable hints of Ronon/Teyla

Genre: AU

Prompt: lost at sea

Rating: PG

Warnings: Minor character death

Word Count: ~ 5400 words

Summary: Well, look at the prompt. I mean, “lost at sea”? You've got to realize that's a pirate AU begging to be written, and who was ( Read more... )

You know, I'm relatively new to lj, so I haven't had that much to complain about - besides not being able to upload as many icons as I want, anyway.

But now I do - because lj is censoring interests. The interests that have been victimized? Yaoi, smut, porn, girls, boys, and oh yeah, fanfictionWTF, LJ? I can see porn being censored, but fanfiction ( Read more... )

Title: Her Strength
Author: Yours truly, Alter Ego
Summary: She had to be strong for her people, even though strong was the last thing she felt she was.
Pairing: Slight Sheppard/Weir
Rating: R for... really disturbing
Warnings: dark!fic, disturbing imagery, torture, mutilation, death of an OC, did I mention dark?
Word Count: ~800
A/N: I am really, really ( Read more... )

OMG OMG OMG!!! The Last Man, coming right up! Season finale, here! And - I would be excited, except.... PEOPLE ARE CRYING. OMG. I'M SO NERVOUS.

I don't want to cry! I hate crying!!! SGA supposed to provoke squeeing happiness - NOT tears!

Ahhhh. I'm seriously nervous. I haven't read any spoilers (a HUGE exersize in self-control, let me tell you) so ( Read more... )

'lo, all! Ah, what's it be, five days since I've been here last? Time to catch up...

Meme first:

Chinese Zodiac Meme (snagged from
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