My Modus Operandi is amalgam

[alternatepants]

I am not okay. I'm wine-drunk and living in constant fear. My cigarette is burning short, as is my patience. I can't inhale my choice of herbs in my own home, I don't know where the Keizer P.D. will pinch me next... Fuck it all anyway. Innocence is relative, fuck'n a. Innocence doesn't mean shit when there are quotas to be met and cases to be

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Catching Up

[alipascal]

Sorry, but Max is already slated to be MY ROOMATE! HA! I nabbed him first!

I mean... yeah, so we're all still living in your mom's house right? Yeah, I thought so...Sept. 1st is almost here...

P.s. Maxwell, we all know you're innocent and I'm sure that you will win your case. Also, congrats on your new job at Soba! You cooked my food today, I'm sure (and it was delicious). I love you like a brother Max; that's something I don't even have to say because it is so well established.

P.p.s. Bryan: That was a very crude comment about Cancer. You could have done better, like saying Max was pedophile or something. Really.

P.p.p.s. Dear Scott Curry: You are an asshole and if I ever find out who you are, I will punch you in the face and genitals.

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TOM!

I would love to visit you! You're quite missed around here!

[dancingbears]

Oh, god dammit! I guess I'll just have to make a shitton of money and buy him off you like a cheap Vietnamese whore.

Scott Curry would be my father-in-law. Unless it's that other Scott Curry. I wouldn't know. What did he do?

ALI!

I need to be visited! I'm quite missed back home!

Re: Catching Up

[alipascal]

You are confusing propriety with loyalty.

Also, maybe you have never realized the natural killing instinct that most women inherently have.

In short, You fuck with my best friend, I punch you in the face and genitals.
It's quite simple.

And For So...?

[scroundral]

What gives?

Khorosa@yahoo.com

Where are you?

[scroundral]

Hey Max! Contact me and lets visit. Soon. I will come to you if you want, or you can come to my place. Either way. I'm willing to listen and to help if I can. Remember, I haven't always been a professional bum.

Craig
khorosa@yahoo.com
duke_keagan@yahoo.com
cbah@comcast.net

Re: Where are you?

[alternatepants]

We just spoke on the phone, but I wanted to say thanks again for your concern and I'll come roll some dice on Monday.

Cheers . . . You Up!

[phlapjackfill]

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Motercycles cheer everyone up.

P.S. I didnt have a better place to show this to you. But It's way cool. Totally the style i would shoot for.