So i just really found Fark. OH. MY. GOD.

I read This at work today, BIG mistake.

LOLed my ASSoff.

Hoe-k kontinue vat you whir DOOink.

Killa.

TAKAMATSU -- An unemployed man who often called for an ambulance to take him home after he went drinking has been found guilty of obstruction of duties and sentenced to three and a half years in prison ( Read more... )

So i was sitting on a rock, contemplateing the relitive worth of all the souls of the humans on earth and i came upon the conclusion that 90% of the populus's relitive "soul worth" couldn't buy a carne assada torta in west salem. So your all pretty much worthless.

Execept max.
And me, and a select few others.

(try the south salem Muchos)

So i'm at work trying to pass time till i leave for cali, in oh, 4 hours or so. lord im bored. Oh and you all need to chill.

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