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- 22:48 I wonder if Volkswagon would hire me on as a consultant. They are woefully behind in the US car market, and I'm woefully behind in my bills. #
- 22:51 It would probably not hurt my chances if I spelled Volkswagen correctly on the first attempt. Ah well. #
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- 15:44 When is Taco Bell going to make a night where anyone can show up in their pajamas for late-night food? I'm tired of being the only one. #
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- 16:56 "Hey Robert, maybe you should be nicer." "Hey Clint, maybe next time you get me an Xmas gift you should do better than the Dollar Store." #
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- 08:06 Getting a new desk is fantastic... until you have to dispose of the old one. Ugh! I hate to tell everyone this, but I may be getting older.. #
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- 22:41 The cat ate through my previous keyboards wiring. The replacement is... well, it isn't me. How can I smack talk on a low-profile keyboard?? #
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- 11:50 Happy birthday to my darling wife, Jennifer! I was pretty certain my cooking would have killed you by now, so it's win-win for everyone! #
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- 20:55 Looking at my daughter, I cannot help but think "Dang, I have good genes". #
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- 22:52 How long until someone finally has enough and kills the makers of those Red Bull commercials? THEY AREN'T FUNNY!! STOP IT!! #
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- 19:40 Happy New Year! Llet's hope 2010 ushers in a decade where I get wealthy. Even I don't think world peace is likely, I'm going for realism. #
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- 21:10 I'm developing a bald spot on the top of my head. I fail to see any way that God could make that sexy, esp. if I'm made in his image. #