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- 17:39 I ran into an old acquaintance at the mall. Now THAT to me is what makes the holidays feel so special. Good fortune, Ussman. #
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- 12:40 Thanks to last-minute HR changes, I am no longer allowed to invite anyone to try some of my 'Holiday Sausage' at tomorrow's potluck. #
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- 22:16 Work: The men's room has a sewage leak ...it is RANK. Gender reassignment surgery seems reasonable to use the women's room when I gotta go! #
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- 14:19 Sarah has been remarkably well behaved on this trip. Minus the now-infamous monkey butt incident. Tomorrow at this time i'll be landing. #
- 11:09 Contemplating lunch in the FT. Lauderdale airoport. They have nothing Gator or flamingo based at the sandwich counter. #
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- 13:06 I'm in Florida, and I have to ask... Is there ever a time of year when it's not humid here? #
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- 11:38 Today I learned that the Illuminati does *not* care to know what I found between couch cushions while vacuuming. #
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- 15:05 HR won't let me be mean. I know, it looks bad on the corporate level, but even God doesn't offer Heaven without the threat of Hell. #
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- 23:14 At some point I will figure out how to properly convince Jennifer that I really need a larger monitor. Until then, I will stick with voodoo. #
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- 14:59 Thank GOD my break ended, because I would have to kill myself if I had to listen to "We are the world" on the radio. #
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- 13:16 Do you know what a torn colostomy bag smells like? I do. Also, one of my coworkers uses a colostomy bag. #