Michigan football has mostly consumed my life. It's a particularly awesome albeit kind of sad turn of events.

I've also begun to drink too much lately. My body is mad at me.

I had a dream last night that, as my parets, brother, and I were walking out of a restaurant, a guy mugged us. He took my wallent, put a gun to my lower back (said "watch your balls), and then shot me twice in the lower back. I took the gun after that, and started chasing him and shooting. The cops shot him dead some time later. I gave them the gun ( Read more... )

So for those of you who don't know... or like whoever reads this... nevermind ( Read more... )

I am tired of sitting around bored. I want to do something of some consequence. This isn't to say that I necessarily want to go out and do something to change the world. But my life is increasingly trivial. I wake up, go to work, come home, make dinner, watch tv, go to sleep. It's all formulaic and exhaustingly boring. The only change in my ( Read more... )

So I just now realized that I don't have anything to really drink liquor out of. I have some huge coffee mugs. Some small coffee mugs. And some plastic aquarium looking glasses. I also have a flask but I think you're immediately qualified as a drunk if you drink out of flask alone. I chose the aquarium. My ice cubes are like fishies ( Read more... )

So Barack Obama is president. I am tearing up watching this shit. I haven't cared at all about this election until this moment.

So yesterday was Drew's birthday as you could probably tell from the title. Not that there's anything notable about that fact, I just thought y'all should know and I also had nothing else to name this post ( Read more... )

and now my stomach feels awful. I only had two but they were especially sugary. I really don't want to think about dinner right now but I know I want to have something at least moderately healthy ( Read more... )

Not too much to report from Cleveland bu I'm sort of bored on a Sunday and so I decided to post. I should be signing a contract for my job in the coming week or two which is pretty exciting. I'll get a pretty substantial raise as well as health and dental insurace. That'll be a big weight off of my shoulders. My dad came into town yesterday to drop ( Read more... )

So I am officially in my new place in Cleveland. It's pretty great. It's more space than I've ever had. I've got an enormous bedroom and living room, and adequate kitchen, and a decent sized dining room. I don't have enough shit to fill the whole place. And it kind of echoes. But that's fine with me, I'd rather have more space than less. It's ( Read more... )