Well, I have to give Warren this much (as much as it burns me to admit it) - the man's got taste. S'been a long time since I've been in such a swanky place as this room he's set me up in. From the four-post canopy bed to the thick, lush carpeting, and even the small mini-fridge stocked full of blood... there's not much else a bloke like me could ( Read more... )

Well, I've gotta hand it to those birds, Willow an' Tara - they know their magic shit. Soon as they found that book of summonin' spells, they whipped out all their herbs an' candles and whatnot and sure 'nough, not a minute later the cellar door was nearly busted in by this big, yellowish Buddha lookin' thing. Smelled pretty nasty, too. Soon as it ( Read more... )

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"I'm going to be going now, Spike. But in an hour or two, I'm going to send someone down here to check up on you. If you make the right decision, I'll send someone with suitable clothing for you and you're more than welcome to join us for dinner. If not...well, you're on your own. Think hard, my friend."What I'd have given to reach out and wring ( Read more... )

Don't 'spose anyone got the license of that truck that hit me? 'Cause just as soon as I get my legs workin' again, I plan on trackin' the bastard down and showin' him that you can't just do that to William the Bloody and walk away with all your limbs. Things just don't work that way, you see. If a bloke wants to knock me over the bloody head, that' ( Read more... )

You heard me right! Fuck it. Fuck the whole bloody thing. It's overrated as far as I'm concerned. It's messy and painful and more complicated than I'd ever like to have to deal with again. I mean, where's the bloody logic to it? I hate her, she hates me, but then I love her and she still hates me, but then we're kissing and shagging and breaking my ( Read more... )