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[aly_sloot]

mom- "i dont want you and brandon alone in your room anymore, i know what you two have been doing up there"
me- "and what would that be?"
mom- "having sex!"

my mom is a born again christian. awkard doesnt even cut it.

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[chaffe]

Just tell her that satan was in your vagina and Brandon was using his Jesus rod to plunge him out.

[aly_sloot]

yes!! she'll totally understand.