Reeeeadmission

[amalefic]

Dear The Deans:

Please attach a personal statement detailing:

a) your activities while away from MIT

I have been an unabashed layabout, a complete good-for-nothing, and a general miscreant of the vilest sort. Empires have fallen on account of my indolence. Strong men have wept for mercy in the face of my uselessness. Breakfasts, this is serious,

Comments

[evil_lep]

people are incompetent assholes but are otherwise pretty funny
Especially when they have orange hair an you get to operate their "telescopes"?

Soggy overpriced sandwiches.
Nooooooooooooooo!!!

[lanyanavich]

I want to learn how to make Empires fall. Will you teach me?