It's one of those nightshifting nights ( Read more... )

I can legally buy booze today.

Dear The Deans:

Please attach a personal statement detailing:

a) your activities while away from MIT

I have been an unabashed layabout, a complete good-for-nothing, and a general miscreant of the vilest sort. Empires have fallen on account of my indolence. Strong men have wept for mercy in the face of my uselessness. Breakfasts, this is serious, ( Read more... )

My dearest friends, why on earth did you ever let me register myself a livejournal? You know perfectly well -- especially you, Stodgy McUselesspants -- how I get when I'm bored.

Let's see, shall we? Here are some things I wouldn't mind saying to the entire world:

1. I got my eyebrow pierced a few days ago -- not for any particular reason. I felt like ( Read more... )

HAHA, I have lived through April. Take that, crazy-ass brain!

My dears, I have nothing to say to you!