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[aman_report]

The management of the Aman Report would like to state for the record that they do not condone violence and that this publication is in no way responsible for any subsequent ill-feeling/fights/full-scale riots.

Comments

[tar_calion]

Hmph. I'm not sure I want my image associated with a campaign for non-violence and tolerance.

[aman_report]

I thought it might help distract the muns. You do look particularly edible there.

[tar_calion]

Yes you're right, I do. Very well, carry on.

[aman_report]

Thank you your majesty!

[caranthire]

How come nobody ever gets to ogle over me?

[mornaquilde]

MOTHER!

Haven't you driven the spike of torment through my soul enough with your slutty photographic displays!?

[aman_report]

Probably because the editor has a much larger store of Alan Rickman pictures on her hard drive than Lucy Lui pictures. But she could probably rustle up something. :D

[mornaquilde]

NOOOO!!

I SHALL BE DAMNED FOR A THOUSAND NIGHTS WITH HELLISH IMAGES OF MY MOTHER RUNNING THROUGH MY TORTURED MIND!

[gwinwuvsfin]

My pathetic mun may be appeased by teh pretteh such nonsense, but I certainly am not!! >%+(

[aman_report]

Accepts no responsibility...discliamers...see you in court if you disagree...tralalalalalala and so forth.

[mornaquilde]

WHAT HELLISH SIN DID I COMMIT TO DESERVE SUCH TREATMENT!?

[aman_report]

It could have been worse. I could have posted the pole-dancing pics.

[mornaquilde]

...

I hate you.

[aman_report]

:D