We haven't had one of these for a while. This time in the hot seat we have Elentir of Andúnië.

( Let the whining commence. )

( solving all the world's problems and leaving time for lunch )

( Pick up the 'Living' section off the bathroom floor. That's a good fellow. )

I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING! And now the news.

( 'CHOO! )

Right. I figure enough has happened this week to justify an issue of the paper. Just don't expect me to be objective. *chinwobble*
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I've finally managed to fight off the devastating attack of ennui I've been suffering from in the last couple of days to bring you an edition of the paper. Enjoy!

( LUKEWARM OFF THE PRESSES!!! )

Your not-so-dilligent but most definately roving reporter has returned. And she can't be arsed to catch up with the paper so here's another interview instead!

( Okay everyone, let's give it up for the Well-Formed One himself. It's Maehdros. )

The management of the Aman Report would like to state for the record that they do not condone violence and that this publication is in no way responsible for any subsequent ill-feeling/fights/full-scale riots.

( Now everybody calm down and have a little ogle at Pharazon: )

It's that time again, time to see what's on the minds of Tirion's citizens. Behold Gwindor as he speaks his brains. And boy does he speak them. He speaks them A LOT.

( How much is a pint of milk...? )

After a brief hiatus, the paper is back, to slam the wasps from the pure apple of truth.

( Get yer news fix, right here. )