Hello and welcome to the first installment of a new weekly feature I call, Interview With Format Completely Ripped-Off From Empire Magazine.

( So, on to our first participant, the one, the only, Feanor, son of Finwe! Whooooo! )

I come bearing interview questions! If you have a pup who desperately wants to answer these, email moi at panaka_rocks at yahoo.co.uk and I'll post the results in the order I recieve them. I thought it might be fun to have the same questions for each pup to see what different answers they give. There's 13 in all, seems like an auspicious number for ( Read more... )

The reason it's special is because erm...it's late. That makes it special. I've been denied PC access ALL DAY! *weeps* But I'm here now, and I can still only skip back 40 entries. Damn your oily hide LJ!

( The news! (not all of it...some of it at least.) )

Thanks to a tip-off, The Aman Report has obtained a rare picture of Cook during the kinslaying at Aqualonde.

( No wonder he's so disturbed, look at all that destruction! )

Right. I was going to do the paper last week but that didn't happen for obvious reasons, then I was going to do it this week but once again, LJ is refusing to let me skip back more than 20 entries on the Flist. Which is pants. SO, I have a plan, and it's as hot as Amillo's pants. I'll do a Sunday paper next week, and keep doing updates every two ( Read more... )

I've finally got around to ressurecting the paper. It starts at a completely arbitrary point because LJ will only let me go back 80 entries...which is probably a blessing.

( Now. Fact me 'til I fart. )

( Well SOMEONE'S feeling festive... )

A fact, spinning alone in InfoSpace. Without help, it may never become...

( A NEWS! )

Time for the reporter to bagpipe fact into...

( NEWS! )

Okay. Which one of you two has been snogging Norman Reedus?

Come on. Own up.