hahahaha

tew much lulz

who the fuck knows anymore?

Because no one pays attention anymore ( Read more... )

I may possibly be male ( Read more... )

I watch porn on my phone...
...thats staring me....

bwahhahah

I like cold (flavored) beers
the heat my skin radiates from not a burn (a glow)
I like when my (fucking) phone works
I Like (being right) having my cake and eating it too
I Like (fucking) hanging out with my ex

ughhhhhh eff

So i got a new job ( Read more... )

I got a new job
I make better money
I have my own office
I have Executive in my title.
I like the people i work with
and i like the job im doing.

I hate pressing "reset"

It sucks to build back everything.

u got dumped

again

oh well

I fucking hate how you bitch ( Read more... )