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[amanda_mary]

Our lawnmower has been out of commission since the thaw. Because we haven't had enough time or money to price out repairs or acquire a new one, and because the grass (what little of it isn't overrun with dandelions, that is. I told Stuart he could have a penny for every one he successfully uprooted. It turns out that not even my three-year-old is

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[magaggies]

Unbelievable. There is SO much wrong with that. How about a little compassion for the extremely nice young family next door? And $25 or $30 (or 50?!) to mow your tiny lawn? I hope that comes with weed whipping and digging out all the dandelions and possibly a fertilizer application. I bought a used lawnmower from the old guy in my neighborhood that fixes them up. He doesn't fix them that well, so I don't recommend him (I bought 2 from him....they only lasted about half of last summer, but still cheaper than paying someone to mow). I was just about to offer you my reel mower to use, but now I see Jamie's comment. He's your best bet, as my reel mower is the only one that works.

[jen_2004]

Insanity.
That is all. Really. That is just all.

[desideratum]

I would be so livid, Amanda. You have no idea. I'm kind of pissed off about this guy as it is, and I'm not even there!

I don't even have a job right now and I'd mow your lawn for fucking free. What an asshole.

[ppplmgwiw]

Holy shit, I would have exploded with rage--at least, after recovering from shock. Chances are I'd have stared blankly at him not sure I understood what was happening and then exploded later. I can't believe how ridiculous what he did is.

[half_iowan]

1. You need to find your inner bitch. I can assist with this.
2. Perhaps Rex has a meth habit he needs to feed.
3. Please tell me you post-dated that check to, like, the year 2025.

Oy.