one more saturday without amanda

[amandaamirer]

so today i went christmas shopping for Amanda as if we were spending the holidays together. I went into Cost Plus, Crate and Barrel, Z gallery, pottery barn and pretty much every store that sells classy little trinkets like that. I think i might have been talking out loud as if Amanda were actually there, because people were staring. this one girl

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[magical_me3]

oh yeah??? oh YEAH???? Let me tell you something you little good for nothing piece of shit, I can salsa better than ANYONE has EVER salsaed EVER. EVER. You got no clue what you just got yourself into. I'll take you up on that offer, and I'd like to see how cocky you are once I shake my bon-bon aka bash your skull in with a giant mace. Amanda is mine. And her mom. And she can come to me to re-use that frosty handjob coupon any time she wants (and she has. SEVENTEEN TIMES AND COUNTING! HA!)

[amandaamirer]

REALLY? REALLY? Well i just got that frikin coupon because your handjobs are the CHEAPEST!!! Seventeen times my arse! and by the way chica, anytime you want to tango, i've got my maracas ready to rumble! Comprende, bitch?
BRING IT! (amanda, i'm sorry i lost my temper. i just hate this bitch. please still love me. i adore you. ritual time? yeah.

amanda
amanda
am....(i can't focus when i'm this angry)

[demboobies]

dude you messed with the wrong cuban, i'm going to kick your ass, us cubans stick together and you're salsa dancing is crap i have your whole room tapped and i saw your dancing, guess what, you suck!

take it from a pro, give up now, because alyssa and i will fuck you up scare face style!

[anonymous]

Oh.My.God.

Just...no words.

♥Amanda