I hate you, life. You're an asshole. Go fuck yourself.

Love,
Alyssa

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Quaint Old Chap:  Bloody cankerblossom! How are you this jolly good morning, lass?
ChuChuBanana:  who in god's name are you?
Quaint Old Chap:  My name is Sir Andrew Longsworth. It's a ruddy great pleasure to make your acquaintance, m'lady!
ChuChuBanana:  ....
ChuChuBanana:  uh, do I know you?
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No, click here now.

( Fun Photo Time: The Sequel )

( fun photo time )

what are people doing tonight??? I'm bored...

You call me a player, when you're the one playing games with me. Well that's it Kelly...

game over.

Who's been commenting in your journal?

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magical_me3

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