I need to hire someone to put makeup on my face every day. Preferably while I sleep. This bitch don't have time for those luxuries anymore. Old age makes me sleepy and lazy.

I don't have much to write about these days. Completely despite my recent life upheaval.  So, I decided to look into writing prompts. Something arbitrary to get my brain thinking creatively again. However, in doing so I ran across a GIF essentially stating that the planet seems like a pretty mundane place until you think about how there are 300,000 ( Read more... )