Quote post
Here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for... The Big Book of Quotes! Quotes are categorized by who said them.
The Big Book of Quotes continues here!
Quotes from movies/songs/books/musicals/tv/fictional people
“I just realized something! .....Pink goes really good with green.” - Glinda, upon putting a pink flower in Elphaba’s hair, Wicked
“Well, we can’t all come and go by bubble!” - Elphaba, to Glinda
“I thought I’d met all your friend.” - Cuddy, to House
“Get out of my temporal lobe, House.” - Foreman, House
“Ed is a merman pole dancer, and falls in love with Roy Mustang!” - a summary at ff.net
Cameron, Chase, Foreman: *walk in*
Cameron: We’ve got rectal bleeding.
House: All of you?
(Best medical show ever...XD I love House...)
“There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!” - Maureen, Rent
Angel: And he’s probably still upset about his cat.
Benny: ...My dog.
Angel: My cat had a fall like that once; it was hell.
Benny: It’s like losing a - ...how did you know she fell?
Angel: . . . . . *walks away*
- one of the Rent deleted scenes
Natalie: Ka-ching!
Monk: ...Can you please make her stop saying that?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, if we start walking now then we won’t even think about the three extra pennies [in the fountain]!
Monk: I would. It would haunt me.
Natalie: It would...haunt you?
Monk: ....Haunt me.
“Frankly, asking someone like you for help makes my stomach churn... Though I don’t have a stomach...” - Al, FMA chapter 55
“If I returned empty-handed I wouldn’t be able to face the retainer who served me to the point of cutting her own arm off!” - Ling, explaining why he was so eager to um...do something that is a spoiler, FMA chapter 55
“Natalie, don’t eat the food. I saw some models throwing up back there.” - Monk, at a fashion show
“Skeletons...*mutters darkly*” - Santa Claus, Nightmare Before Xmas (which is my favorite movie. EVER.)
“I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be and more of a woman than you’ll ever get,” - Angel, RENT
“Guard! Have you seen a lost girl? I need to find her! She’s selfish and common and really strong - she talks a lot, likes drama - and she has really big boobies!” - Aram, describing Airi, MeruPuri volume 2
"Drink life to the lees." - from Ulysses, a poem by Alfred Lord Tennyson. Long explanation short, if you drink something to the lees, you're drinking it to the very last drop.
Dorothy: Can I still have my dog back?
Elphie/Witch of the West: NO!
- The Wizard of Oz
“Excuse me, there’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.” - Fiyero, Wicked
“No, I’m not seasick; yes, I’ve always been green; no, I didn’t chew grass as a child.” - Elphaba, Wicked
Glinda and Elphaba: There’s been some confusion, for you see my roommate is...
Glinda: ...Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether impossible to describe...
Elphaba: ...Blonde.
- more Wicked ^.^
“You say it’s so easy to get into the crevices in my heart? My heart is too small for crevices.” - Hakkai, Saiyuki
“Demon! Ogre! Loincloth!” - Mei, FMA manga chapter 52
“Don’t call your older brother an idiot, idiot!” - Ed, FMA episode 15
“Oh, this is perfect! Now my arm fell off! Well, this is just the worst day ever!” - Al, FMA episode 15
Goku: Sanzo, can you eat Buddha’s retribution?
Sanzo: Yeah, but it probably wouldn’t taste very good.
- Saiyuki episode 3, I believe
“Alright, children, it’s beddy-bye time.” - Hakkai, Saiyuki
“Oh, and he has a vulgar laugh. Minus fifteen points.” - Hakkai again, rating a demon.
“Everything in here is eatable. I’m eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.” - Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
“Your master’s amazing.” - Greed, talking to Al about Izumi-sensei ^.^
“Sir Kagome!” - Miroku. Bad subtitles. Yes.
“KING KONG BREAKTHROUGH!” - Inuyasha. More bad subtitles.
“People die more efficiently in the future.” - Hoenheim, FMA episode 50
“Oh, moon... I wish you were made of cheese.” - a very hungry Ed
“Poor thing, she can’t get a boyfriend so she follows me around and falls all over her guardian ghost.” - Ren, talking about his sister, Jun; Shaman King dub
"It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what." - Atticus Finch, on courage; To Kill A Mockingbird
“Would you say the Finches have an Incestuous Streak?” - Atticus again
“You don’t apologize to a son who ran away from home,” - Kenji Himura, to Kaoru, Seisouhen
“Take this cup, and when you get back to Tokyo, serve my baka deshi good tea in it.” - Hiko, to Kaoru, Seisouhen
“You told me the best medicine for his cross-shaped scar was my smile,” - Kaoru, to Megumi, talking about Kenshin, Seisouhen
"BAH NGHYAAH! ROAR GYAH RRRAR! RARR RAAARR RAR RAR RAAARRR!" - Inuyasha XD
Raphel: Grr!
Alister: Grr!
Valon: ....mate! - dub Doma. Sorta. XD
"I am so beautiful sometimes I scare myself..." - Hotohori, Fushigi Yuugi ^^
Tamahome and Nuriko: O_O; Lalalalala!
Hotohori: ...You can stop dancing now...-_-;
"There's not much to eat in the Shadow Realm!" - Ryou, dub YGO
"I'm sorry, sister...but this is the only way." - Malik, to Isis, dub YGO
"My dark side grows stronger as I slip into the shadows, but before I'm gone forever...I wanted to say...I'm sorry." - Malik, to Rishid, dub YGO
"I wish I could take everything back...but it's too late." - Malik, to Rishid, dub YGO (Yes, yes, I'll stop quoting him now!)
"No more white wine spritzers before bedtime." - Pegasus, YGO movie
"Shut up and duel me." - Kaiba, to Yami, YGO The Movie
"Stop it with the friendship bull." - Kaiba, to Yami-tachi, YGO Movie
[Now for a few funky subtitles!]
"You walk wagging." - Honda, to Rishid
"It is undoubtedly Green-eye white dragon." - Isis, to Kaiba
"I will explode this towel." - Seto
"I will revenge on the Farrow." - Malik
"The hateful spice of Farrow roasts a nice sacrificial offering." - Yami M
“That man is....Shady." - Yuugi
[And a few FFX-2 quotes...]
Rikku: I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!
Paine: ....spleen?
"Hidden tiger, crouching Rikku." - Rikku
Mysterious voice: What is the password?
Rikku: *jumps up and down* Ooh! I know! I know! It's 'monkey'!
Mysterious voice: Uh...yes...well, erm, that is correct. Uh...what is the meaning of life?
Yuna: Monkey...?
Rikku: *notices big huge monster thingie* O_O Think this one needs a password?
Paine: How about 'kick...it's...ass'?
Yuna: Y!
Rikku: R!
Paine: Shut up.
"So. You do get angry, once in a while." - Hiei, in the YYH movie, after witnessing Kurama freak out on/skewer this guy who was posing as Kurama's old partner/friend
"Everyone has scars on their heart. Anyone who doesn't is a shallow bastard." - Hiei, to Kurama
"I understand their bond well. But it has been so long since I have felt that bond with my own brother." - Ishizu Ishtar, dub YGO (I was sorta on the phone with Kirstie when she said that, and I sorta squealed in her ear....^^;)
"That is a prime example of misdirected rage. I think the technical term is 'being an ass'." - Shigure, to Tohru, when Kyou was freaking out over something, in Fruits Basket
"But ham is not a beverage!!" - random guy on The Amanda Show ^^
"If he [Rishid] knows he can't protect you [Malik], what will he do?" - Yami M, mocking Malik, who was basically willing to push Yami M - and his own body - off a cliff
"Shut up! Do you mean that the brand on my back and Rishid's scars are our sacrifice to the pharaoh?!" - Malik, to Isis, while she was trying to talk him out of the whole kill-Yami thing
"Bingbong! You are correct!" - Sumomo, Chobits
"GYAAAH!" *attacks mirror with pointy thing* . . . I just killed a mirror. *turns and attacks glass shower door with said thing* Gyaaah! . . . and my shower door." - Mort, Secret Window (The only reason I went to see this is I'm a big Johnny Depp fangirl XD)
"OH DEAR LORD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS!?" - Malik's reaction to Smurfs
"Marik's doin' something freaky with that Millennium Rod!" - Joey (Hehe....hentai rod quotes)
"So you say you're under a curse? Well, so what? So's the whole damn world." - Jigo, Princess Mononoke
[A few quotes from silly RPs]
Malik: *holds up pizza as a peace offering* ....cheese?
Marik: ....*takes it slowly?
Ryou: *turns to Yami B* You know...it's the perfect opportunity to...
Yami B: ........*suggestively* open a mayo jar?
Ryou: Yup. *sexily* Do you want ham on your sandwich, or turkey?
Kami-chan: *running around screaming "No more mayonnaise!!"*
Yami B: how about...some albino turkey...
Ryou: And...swiss cheese....
Malik: *chucks expensive Yami-M-cape off the side of the blimp*
Cape: *lands on some guy's windshield*
Some Guy: GYAAAAAH! *swerves wildly and crashes into a tree, causing the car to blow up*
Malik: o.o...T__T I'm not too good at this repenting thing, am I?
Marik: *attacks the Yami in anger*
Yami M: O.O *taken by surprise and tackled by Marik* Gyaah!
Marik: *straddling Yami M* Saaaay it...
Yami M: NEVER!
Marik: *glares* Saaaaaay it...
Yami M: ALRIGHT FINE!
Marik: ^-^
Yami M: UNCLE!!
Yami B: HUG ME! I'M PSYCHOO!!
Bakura: O.O *runs*
Miss Price: I'm afraid you'll find no fried foods in this house.
Charlie: No fried foods!? 'Ow do you keep your 'ealth!? - 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
"I'm going to sing the doom song! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...." - Gir, Invader Zim (Oh c'mon......who hasn't heard the Doom song?)
Hazel: *slowly* We help you maybe.
Kehaar: Piss off!
- Watership Down
"Well, Fiver's the rabbit for that. He simply loves crossing bridges." - Hazel, Watership Down. It's about bunnies. Talking bunnies. We read it in eighth grade and everyone called it The Bunny Book, including our teacher.
"To come to the end of a time of anxiety and fear! To feel the cloud that hung over us lift and disperse - the cloud that dulled the heart and made happiness no more than a memory! This at least is one joy that must have been known by almost every living creature." - Watership Down
"HuhuhuhHAHAHAHAHAHA-hm." - dub Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh
"Hey, mirror-guy! Can you hear me!?" - Yuusuke, talking to the disembodied voice in the Mirror of Darkness
"I was trying to stop the whole sad-mom thing, but if I died then my mom would be sad..." - Yuusuke again
*stalks up on screen* “I am the Duel King!” - pixilated Kaiba in Yu-Gi-Oh: The Sacred Cards
[The next five are some Ishtar-quotes from the Japanese version of the Yami M/Yami duel. I had to paraphrase, my subtitles are annoying. v.v]
"Malik-sama, people are not chasing 'light'. People have 'light' because they live." - Rishid (Right after he said that Malik started fighting for control of his body again. ^__^)
"I can't believe you can't kill me." - Malik, wondering why Yami was so hesitant in attacking
“Rishid....I’m going to the dark world soon.” - Malik, watching unconscious-Rishid
"I don't know where your soul is wandering now, Rishid....But you don't have to take any pain, no matter whether I die or am saved. Thank you, Rishid.” - Malik
"The three of us are not only from the same tribe, but we are family, too." - Isis, to Rishid and Malik
"Let's check the damage, then cause some more." - Yami M, dub YGO
[These next three I found in TV Guide]
"What is Wal-Mart? Is it like they sell wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton, on The Simple Life
"Benjamin Franklin....invented the lightbulb." - Jaime Gleicher, on Rich Girls
"Why do those dolphins have holes on their heads?" - good ol' Jessica Simpson, on Newlyweds
"-- Geez, can't I eat any toast around here!? *goes back into the TV*" - Samara, in mine and Kirstie's infamous toast chat ^^
Elaine: Well, the passengers had a choice, steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack: Yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
-Airplane! Dr. Rumack is one of the passengers, which is why it’s funny XD
Tom: I think you're just having trouble accepting that Crow is a sexual being.
Mike: But he's not a sexual being; he’s a robot!
-Good ol' MST3K; it was 'Girl in Gold Boots'
"What is it with you reporters? You take another's tragedy and force the whole world to experience it. You spread it like sickness." - Richard Morgan, 'The Ring'
"It was you...you made the rain bleed..." - Tomoe, Samurai X episode one (Very awesome character. I should quote her more often. *sweatdrop*)
Jounouchi: Awright! Let's you and me mate right now, Yugi!
Yugi: Okay!
Honda: x_o I didn't need to hear that.
- the manga
“HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!" - Yuusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho manga
"I want my body back!" - dub Malik to his yami, Yu-Gi-Oh!
*singing* "And since I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakespearian quotations," - Jack, 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
"Watching Ishizu toy with Kaiba's mind is very amusing....I always knew she had a dark side." - dub Yami M, Yu-Gi-Oh!
"o.O They...poop on the robot...?" - Squidward, 'SpongeBob SquarePants'
"You're going to interrogate my blender?" - Mr. Krabs, 'SpongeBob SquarePants
Lil: How did you see me?! I'm just a dotted line!
Angelica: -.- Any idiot can see a dotted line.....
- 'Mega Diaper Babies', Rugrats
Tommy: Iiiit's Stinky!
Lil: I'll say.....
- 'Mega Diaper Babies'
“....but why is the rum gone!?” - Jack, Pirates of the Caribbean
"And so you see we're all men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a...woman..." - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"Shampoo is selfish, not stupid!" - Shampoo, Ranma 1/2
"Ranma Saotome, I shall never forget this offense of the curry bread!" - Ryouga, Ranma 1/2 volume 1
"Well this a dream, and dreams aren't supposed to make sense. So just be thankful you're not skiing in you underwear." - Mai, Yu-Gi-Oh! dub
Timmy: But Cosmo thinks they're funny!
Wanda: Cosmo thinks everything's funny! Watch. *to Cosmo* *monotone* Pudding.
Cosmo: *cracks up*
-The FairlyOdd Parents
"We'll get Botan or Kurama to heal you! Or Yukina! Heck, we've got our own ER now!" - Yuusuke, to Genkai, Yuu Yuu Hakusho
"So do they poison the dragon, or just the liver?" - Paul, examining a poisoned dragon’s liver 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
"Glomp me again, and you die." - Hiei, to me ^.^
"I'm 18....give or take 3000 years." - Yami, chapter 10 of 'Harry Potter and the Hunt'. Which I am ashamed of. o.o Dun read it. ;_;
"Oh no! My room's been monkeyfied!" - Timmy, "Fairly OddParents In Abra-Catastrophe"
"I...don't...eat...hearts!" - Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Women are scary." - Sansosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"Ugh.....Haku's bleeding all over the carpet." - Yubaba, 'Spirited Away'
"Whoa...go Shadi!" - Joey in 'Frantic in Frisco', by LuckyLadybug (And she did in fact give me permission to post the quote, even if she probably doesn’t remember doing so ^_~)
“Being grown up isn’t half as fun as growing up; these are the best days of our lives. The only thing that matters is just following your heart and eventually you'll finally get it right.” - “In This Diary” by The Atari’s
"You little men annoy me. Go." - Sesshomaru again, Inu-Yasha manga Vol. 2
"Just nod and smile." - Miroku, after Inuyasha asks what Sango's crying about, vol. 12 of the Inu-Yasha manga
"Neither one nor the other...not a demon. But not a human either. No place to belong. So...I thought the only way was to carve out your own place, by force. That's how I survived. And by the time I knew what was happening, I was all alone." - Inuyasha, actually being serious, in vol. 12 of the Inu-Yasha manga
"Oldest trick on the papyrus!" - Yami M after pulling a prank on Malik, in Kirstie's stupid-yet-oddly-hilarious story, "Happy St. Easter's Eve! Is that even a holiday?"
“Look, everyone! This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It's eating me alive and very soon now it will kill me. Fear and anger only make it grow faster!" - Ashitaka, Princess Mononoke (Good movie. Come to think of it, I haven’t watched it in like a kajillion years...)
Randall: The scare floor will be...?
Mike: *thinking hard* ...painted?
-Monsters, Inc
Inuyasha: And then she [Kagome] was all *high girly voice* 'I'm going hoooome, stuuuuuupid!'
Kaede: . . . Inuyasha, that was a horrible imitation.
Inuyasha: Gaah! *anime fall*
"Ooof. I think I need something for my stomach. That demon I ate gave me heartburn." - 'Peach Man', Inuyasha manga volume 9
*popping out of the ground* "Curse...it...all...I'm not...going to die!" - Sango, Inuyasha volume 9 again
Kagome: He didn't have his demon powers...but he kept fighting...you're an idiot, Inuyasha!
Miroku: He was indeed a fool....
Shippo: You humongous idiot!
Inuyasha: *comes up behind them, sweatdropping* If you're all finished....
-volume 9, again ^^’
"But, Inuyasha...you didn't swing the Tetsusaiga all the way through, did you? No matter how much you hate him....Sesshomaru is still your elder brother. You couldn't make yourself cold-hearted enough to kill your own brother, could you!?" - Toto-sai, Inu-Yasha manga volume 14 this time ^^
Smeagol: Fangirlses...everywhere...fangirlses...
Gollum: KILL the fangirlses...they want the precccciousss....KILL!
Smeagol: Yes-NO! NO! FANGIRLSES GO AWAY!!
(They had invaded AIM o.o)
Frodo: *pops in* Bad Smeagol! Come with master, Smeagol!
Gollum: SMEAGOL IS NOT HERE! LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEPSES!
Frodo: ...
"There are many kinds of 'we!' 'We three', 'we the people', or my favorite: wheeeee!!" - Cosmo, The FairlyOdd Parents
Puu: The antics of these female beings is quite entertaining. Wouldn't you agree, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Quite true, Puu
(They were on OOC pills, in an AIM chat ^^)
Keiko: Everyone must be really worried....
Koenma: I love squid! ^^
"You must find me disgusting, Inuyasha. I live in this realm, wrapped in the souls of the dead, driven only by my hatred of you." - Kikyou, Inu-Yasha manga Vol. 8
"Why follow the spiders? Why can't it be follow the butterflies?!" - Ron, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"You did that with Kikyou!? Right in front of Kagome?!" - Miroku, Inu-Yasha
"Pah. Your attacks are as infantile as ever." - Sesshomaru, Inu-Yasha manga Vol. 2
"Oh no, I've been affected!" - Bubbles, The Powerpuff Girls Movie
"My arm it, it doesn't hurt! It's HEALED! Ack! No, it's still broken. . ." - Koroku, Princess Mononoke
"I'm not afraid to die. I'd do anything to get you humans out of my forest." - San, Princess Mononoke
"Here I was saving the last of my strength to bite off that damn woman's head. But I must save San." - Moro, Princess Mononoke
Wolf #1: What about the elk?
Wolf #2: Yeahhh....Can we eat him? *drool drool*
-Princess Mononoke
"Gimme a milk - chocolate." -George in Back To The Future Part 1
"He's used to walking all over people, but that's no reason to lie down in front of him and make it easier." - Ron telling Neville to stand up to Malfoy, in the book, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"
"There are two things I hate: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." -Nigel Powers in Austin Powers: Goldmember
Quotes that sound really weird taken out of context
“Oh, ab machine...*lovingly strokes ab machine*” - Kirstie
“I called earlier! Why didn’t you pick up the phone? .... Oh, a flood. Wait, a flood!? .... The bathroom flooded. Yay! Are you sure you don’t need me to come home and mop? .... It’s not like you can do anything! .... Yes Mom, towels are fun.” - Marissa, on the phone with her mom
“Is there another penis on there!?” - my math teacher
“I’m just sayin’ - I feel bad knocking around Jews with a puck!” - Kirstie, during a game of air hockey
Me: If you sold your CELL PHONE you could buy another puck!
Kirstie: If I sold YOUR MOM I could buy another puck!
“Ooh, I’ve got an answer to your question. In the shower!” - my friend Laura
Me: I loved Cloud fighting the giant potato.
Zoe: ME TOO.
Zoe: *HUGTACKLEGLOMP*
Me: *FLAILS*
Quotes from real life
[For future reference, Mokie and Laura and my sister are all the same person. :D]
“Bollocks! It’s a sodding bloody moth!” - my impression of Charlie from Lost
“*creepy voice* Here, Jack! I made you a sling out of my panties.” - my impression of Kate from Lost
“Aerith must have just died.” - Melissa, on a really stormy cloudy afternoon
“I doodoo that!” - Jillian
“According to my research... That’s not Howl.” - Marissa and Jillian
“Gender check on aisle 12!” - me and Marissa’s mom
“Mother’s leaking! Mother, are you leaking!?” - Marissa and Jillian
“Jillian go get your gabajillions!” - Marissa and her mom
“Lisa get in your bum!” - Marissa
“Al wants your bum!” - Jillian
Jillian: Al is in her bum?! o.O
Marissa: No, Al is in her pants!
Me: o__O;;
“*walks back in and attacks chair* THAT IS SO TABOO!” - Marissa’s mom
“I’m your Venus, I’m your elevator!” - me and Marissa
“Scooby dooby doo, where is Cloud?” - Marissa
“*sneeze* TIFA!” - all
“Cloud has no pockets.” - me, Marissa, Jillian
“Sprechen sie Duetcsh? Ed, I want some wiener schnitzel! ...No Ed, I want your wiener schnitzel!” - me and Marissa
“Druuugs! C’mon, gimme the crack! I know you have it; I want the crack! ...Fine, then I’ll just suck your blood.” - Marissa
“Every time a drum beats, Angel gets her wigs!” - me (I don’t know...)
Marissa: I’m defacing school property!
Me: ...with a dandelion?
The following is a conversation Marissa had on the phone with her mom, taken out of context: “I called earlier! Why didn’t you pick up the phone? .... Oh, a flood. Wait, a flood!? .... The bathroom flooded. Yay! Are you sure you don’t need me to come home and mop? .... It’s not like you can do anything! .... Yes Mom, towels are fun.”
*mourns the golden-haired babeez* - me and Marissa
Shalane: *stops, then falls asleep for no reason*
Me: ...wow, that was the epitome of random.
Me: I read this really eenteresting fic where Izumi was Roy’s sister.
Marissa: What the keckala?
Me: *ranting about fanfics* People keep killing off Al. And then randomly pairing Ed up with Winry and/or Mustang. ...Okay, I guess it would just be ‘or’.
Zoe: XDD
Maureen: Mr. Ruff, I think you are the single most distracting man I’ve ever met.
Mr. Ruff: . . . . *dances*
Max: o_O; That’s something you don’t see every day...
[Me and Laura were walking through Lowe’s hardware store, with her arm in mine.]
Me: Y’know, I would so totally make you act out Howl’s Moving Castle with me now, ‘cept you’ve never seen it.
Laura: o.O What?
Me: There’s this part in the beginning just like this.
Laura: ...they walk through a Lowe’s?
Me: XDDDD
“Horses snor-ting purple snow; it’s really cra-ack, don’t you know? Walkin’ in a winter wonderland!” - me, Marissa, Jillian
Jillian: [talking about how her friend was trying to take my Ed action figure, which Jillian had borrowed] And I was like, “Hey! That’s my sister’s friend’s...brother’s boyfriend!
Me: ...so you made my nonexistent brother gay?
Mrs. Oakes: *reading a passage from A Tale of Two Cities* “It was a heavy mass of building, that chateau of Monsieur the Marquis, with a large stone court-yard before it, and two stone sweeps of staircase meeting in a stone terrace before the principle door. A stony business altogether, with heavy stone balustrades, and stone urns, and stone flowers, and stone faces of men, and stone heads of lions, in all directions.” So...what do you think, did Dickens run out of vocab or what?
Fisher: ...I think he was stoned.
Marissa: You know, we can trace all of our problems back to the Greeks and Romans.
Me: Like what?
Marissa: Geometry, algebra, columns...
Me: But I like columns!
Marissa: If the Greeks and Romans were just dead, we wouldn’t have all these problems! Let’s go get a time machine and nuke ‘em.
Me: ...Where are we gonna get a nuke?
Marissa: We’ll buy one and take it with us in the time machine.
Me: ...Where are we gonna get a time machine?
Marissa: We’ll resurrect the old inventor guy from Back to the Future!
Me: But he’s not dead!
(The following won’t really make sense/be funny unless you’ve seen Myspace: The Movie)
“I bet he has ‘the angles’.” -Sarah
“Think of him as being one with his inner yeti.” - Kirstie, continuing the above quote
“I bet his password is girlscouts” - Sarah again
“Woah o.o he doesn't just have the angles.... he is yeti.” - Kirstie
“I WANNA SEE THE YETI!” - Sarah
“He's from a forest in Europe. Ask him if he has an angry beaver!” - Kirstie
“God, you guys are such a bad influence” - me
[While watching Corpse Bride] “Bonejangles needs some underwear. Or pants. Or something!” - Mokie
“...You’re really obsessed with everyone’s underwear tonight, huh?” - me, ‘cause then Laura was all ‘I hope Emily’s wearing underwear! ...And a bra!’ and it was weird o_O
“Some people need to come with a volume button.” - Jessy, talking about Ellie. (Ellie is just this crazy bag of random and her default setting is LOUD. But that’s okay, I love Ellie; she’s hysterical. XD)
“Get out of my way, you ninny!” - Laura, trying to get out of the car while I was standing in front of the door
“R.I.P. Ice Cubes.” - Shalane
“LisaLisaLisaLisaLisa, look-!! I’m a phospholipid. ^_^” - Ellie, to me, in biology one morning
“So, like, if the cat was gay, he’d be brokeback Kitty.” - me, trying to explain the meaning of “brokeback” to my sister
Mrs. Oakes: We’ll do A Tale of Two Cities: The Musical!!
Fisher: ...Isn’t that Les Miserables?
Mrs. Oakes: Jerry Cruncher can have his own song! We’ll write a gravedigger song!
Fisher: That’s already a song...
Fisher, Tece, Haley: *sing* Graaavedigger, when you dig my graaave, can you make it shallooww...?
[Continuing the above quote ^^’]
Me: Me gusta go home! X.x [“me gusta” is Spanish for “I like”]
Ellie: ...¡Me llamo Tarzan! *rambles in unintelligible Spanglish* [“me llamo” is Spanish for “my name is”]
“We should rent RENT, then sing that song about not paying the rent for renting RENT!” - Marissa
Me: *reminiscing about the Great Cattail War and how someday we’ll go back to the middle school and there will be cattails all over the place* It’s just like how after it’s destroyed in a war, a city springs back up better and everything. And then humans are stupid and they fight and destroy it again. And we have another cattail war. And then the city’s rebuilt AGAIN, and even MORE cattails spring up. And it’s just a never-ending cycle, because humans are stupid and ripping up cattails is fun.
Marissa: And then, when we die, our ancestors will take over the Cattail Wars for us!
Me: You mean descendants. *points backwards* Ancestors are that way.
Marissa: ...*looks over shoulder*
Me: *cracks up*
“Chuck Norris’ rice baby with man-made mayonnaise!” - Ellie and Autumn
Ellie: Bob Saget makes mayonnaise.
Autumn: Yeah, but Chuck Norris’ mayonnaise is better.
Ellie: WAY better.
Autumn: Bob Saget’s is all, “Ahh I’m a Full House fag!”
Me: ...Thanks guys, I think I just kinda lost my appetite. *pushes remainder of lunch away*
Maggie: ....Does Bob Saget make mayonnaise?
Laura: ...Who the hell is Chuck Norris, anyway?
Ellie: No...idea... *she was cracking up by this point, so everything she said was pretty much unintelligible*
Me: What’s this? What’s this?
My mom: There’s brownies everywhere!
Mokie: ... We’re going to have a wedding, a wedding!
Me: ...XDD Wrooong Tim Burton movie...
“Back pain is gone!” - Mokie, watching Corpse Bride
“Nana-nana-nana-nana BUTT-MAN!” - me, my dad, and sister
“Yeah... if I had scissor-hands I’d be afraid of me too. It’d be like... ‘I’ve...got...an itch! Neeeh!!’” - Abby, after I told her Edward Scissorhands creeps me out like whoa
Mokie: *on how Dr. Finklestein just randomly walked into Sally’s room* I mean, what if she was getting dressed? Or dancing around naked?!
Me: ......*mental images ensue* OKAY, thanks! I think I’ll just go stab my eyes out and pour acid down the sockets!
Mokie: XDDDDDDD
“Oh, hallelujah. Chicken noodle soup.” - Mokie, watching NBXmas
“Marissa, move your head. My butt needs to go here.” - me, looking for a seat and finding Marissa all spread out on the couch
“Depp-perception: the ability to judge Johnny’s hotness in any given role.” - me, studying for driver’s ed midterm (which I got a 95% on :D)
Me: Marissa! Get out of the Gate!
Marissa: B-but...it has Oreos!
Me: Whoa. So does Jack have periods or what?
Kirstie: *sarcastically* Yes, Lisa. Bone dust comes out.
Me: ....*ROFL*
(...I dunno either... I was in one of my weird moods were I say random stuff and everybody’s just like, o.O)
“Soul wabber!” *hitting each other with green sticky hand thing* - Marissa and I
“No, no, no, it’s toe robber!” - Marissa’s mom, in reply to the above quote
“This. Is. Kitchen - everybody eeeat!” - Jillian, to the tune of “This is Halloween”
“Oh...OH! *points at Jillian* O_O You were doing ‘This is Halloween’ with the kitchen-thing!” - me, ten minutes after the above quote
“...And he looks like Mr. Clean!” - Andrea, upon seeing Abby’s Major Armstrong keychain (and it’s funny, because people call Armstrong the Mr. Clean Alchemist, and Andrea knows absolutely nothing about Hagaren or it’s crack-y fandom)
Karen: *randomly draws Scar from The Lion King* Guess-the-lion...NOW!
Us: Hmm...
Karen: Yes, hmm...well, it's definitely not Mrs. Oakes...
Mrs. Oakes: ¬.¬ Yesss?
“Argh, I hate the Hohenheim song! All it is is ‘Whoa-whoa-whooaahhh...Hohenheiiiimmm--’ ” - Abby
“War, monkies, war, war, war, some kid in a uterus, war, war, war, war, war, war,” - Sarah, on what Ed sees beyond the Gate in the Fullmetal anime
“That’s like...Ellen DeGeneres voicing Lust!” - Zoe, upon learning Tony Danza was set to do the voice of Orochimaru in the Naruto dub
“Submit or die!” - the lit mag’s motto
Abby: Yesterday I saw my sister’s thong when she bent over and it was scary.
Me: ...Well, that’s...
Abby: It was dark orange and had polka dots. *grabs paper and pencil* Here, I’ll show you.
Me: ...Abby, you really don’t need to draw your sister’s thong for me, you know!
Maggie: . . . . . .
“I exploded it was so bitter!” - Mokie
“I’m proposing you all for a reality show.” - my grandmother
“Quick! Let’s go to Saturated Fat Island!” - Mokie
“It tastes like Lysol!” - Mokie, on tiramisu
“And though you protest your disinterest, I know...cannibalism!” - Mokie, fudging the words to “Popular”
Darcy: And Yami’s dad’s name is hard to say.
Me: Ahkhunamenahak...yeah.
Darcy: wow. XD What a name.
Me: I bet it didn't fit on his birth certificate.
“John Smith will not join you, fifties-man!” - Melissa
“Abby wants to see the spots on the blurb!” - Abby
“Let’s get to the kitchen and throw tofu at them!” - Jillian
“That kid looks like a looooser.” - me, Marissa, Melissa, Abby
“Wax your butt pleeease!” - Melissa
“I want you in my paaants!” - me
“Sesshomaru has egg sacs!?” - me
"Eleka mahblah autumn elka mmblahblahblah!" - Mokie, listening to "No Good Deed" on the Wicked soundtrack
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up b*****s." - B-kun
[During obscenely loud pep rally]
Marissa: *sneezes*
Me: *turns to her* BLESS YOU!
“You’re allergic to the pep.” - me, after Marissa sneezed like four more times xD
Me: Abby, do you have any lotion?
Abby: YES! Abby always has lotion! Because Abby is like a dry, crunchy piece of toast!
“It’s Gojyo, Goku, Sanzo, and MONOCLE MAN!” - Marissa
[On the following quotes: Marissa and I watched The Wizard of Oz and proceeded to scream Wicked-related things at the TV.]
“Wow, I’ve never seen it snow crack before!” - Marissa
“Ding-dong, Nessa’s dead!” - me and Marissa
“Y’know, Elphie’s evil plans really aren’t all that well thought-out.” - me
“Oh Fiyero... What did they do to you?” - me and Marissa
Dorothy’s house: *THUMP*
Me: *wince* Ooh, there goes Nessa.
Marissa: *imitating the wizard in the beginning, talking about Auntie Em* Oh, and now she’s stabbing herself! You made her commit suicide! You made her emo!
Me: She’s getting out her Evanescence CDs and writing crappy poetry!
“By Jove, I think she’s got it!” - Mokie
“Let’s poison the little children on Family Night!” - my mom
“Who’s too short to go to homecoming!?” - Abby, to me
“Who’s short like Ed!?” - me
“In Alaska... there IS no night.” - Abby again
Marissa: The flying monkeys will help Al get his body back.
Me: . . . . . .
Marissa: I’m going to write that sometime!
Me: ... Then I would have to hurt you.
Me: You know what!?
Marissa: What!?
Me: It’d be really bad if Elphaba was here!
- being silly out in the rain
“Watch out for that badass Geico motorcycle gang, guys.” - Mr. Ruff, my social studies teacher
“Whoever it was in Student Council that suggested Bling Day should have their arms ripped out and then be beaten with the bloody stumps.” - Mr. Ruff again
“Laura! Shoot those chicken-thingies!” - me, watching my sister play the Star Wars arcade game
[So I watched the actor commentary on FMA episode 19, and it featured Aaron Dismuke (Al), Vic Mognogna (Ed), and Mike McFarland (Havoc/a director person) and it was hilarious, so I’m quoting the heck out of it. Mwuah.]
“Baaaall of Knooowledge!” - Vic
“I started as an evil little boy.” - Aaron, referring to the fact that his first role was young Akito in Fruits Basket (did you know he’s only 12!? So cute. *.*)
Vic: So, while you guys were watching the opening, I think Aaron was over there blowing his nose. Feeling better now?
Aaron: ...yeeeeaah...
Mike: XD Oh, wait, here it comes...
Vic: Oh yeah, this is a classic... It’s Al in stealth mode!
All: CLANKCLANKSTOMPBOOMCLUNKCLANK
Aaron: They’ll never know I’m coming! Mwuah!
Mike: Did you know he [Dameon Clark, Scar’s VA] does car commercials, too?
Vic: Except now they have to call them “scar” commercials.
-bah-da-dum-
Vic: Another user of your bowl.
Aaron: *growls*
Mike: Nice scream there, Vic.
Vic: XD Why, thank you.
[Over 50 quotes from week-long Bible camp!]
“It’s Margarita Tuesday at PMBC and Abby can’t walk in a straight line!” - me
“Baaaaerrughhh.” - Mark
“You sound like a dying Wookie.” - me, Marissa, and Abby, in response to the above quote
“I am convinced that the Devil himself came up with the idea of picking teams.” - Pastor Todd
“I don’t want to play follow-the-Abigail!” - Melissa
“Lemme see your funky emu!!” - Tommy
“Battle position!” - Melissa, jumping on Abby’s back
“We’re going to take him [Mark] home and use him as a punching bag.” - me and Marissa
“Dost though...thy shall...Whatever, just JOUST ME!” - Matt
“Will you call me Mary-Jane?” - Jared
“I guess it’s National Abuse Mark Day.” - Marissa
“Doing dishes is a lot more romantic than flowers.” - Pastor Todd. (He told us to write it down, so here it is in my quotes.)
Kirstie: Why is everyone drawing me!?
Me: Because we looove you, Kirstie.
“Jesus is a holy hobo!” - Marissa and Kirstie
“My pen keeps crapping out on me!” - me (o.O; They all thought it was funny and wanted me to quote it)
“The ants get squished-a one by one, ha-ha, ha-ha...” - Abby, to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”
Marissa: Uhh...it’s something you get when you’re pregnant...
Shawn: STDs?
-playing Taboo
“Did that lady esplode your head, Marissa?” - me
“I swear by my burning butt!” - Abby
Kirstie: Patricia the Stoolpigeon! That’s my new name!
Me: Can we call you Pat the Stoolpigeon?
*pen scribbles* - my pen
“I’ll never be able to look at French toast the same way again.” - me
“And Envy is washing his hair in Mt. Doom...” - Kirstie
“BIBLE CLASS!” - Shelly, pronouncing “Bible” with a short i
“I’m going to yell at you now. BAAAAHH!” - Shelly again
“Congratulations... you’ve just purchased the most comfortable bra in the world.” - Abby
“You don’t taste like crackers.” - Mark, chewing on Marissa’s head
“It’s Vodka Thursday and Marissa thinks she can jump over couches.” - Marissa and Kirstie
“Naked old man on a motorcycle!” - Kirstie
Marissa: DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!1!!eleven
Me: ....yeah, just like that.
“Tessaiga!” - Melissa, playing Ultimate Ping-Pong
“King-Kong Breakthrough!” - Marissa, playing foosball
Melissa: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!
Everyone: What?
Melissa: Uhh....I forgot.
“Marissa, you clearly don’t know the rules of quoting.” - me
“*singing* Get your Bibles; go to tab! Get your Bibles; go to tab!” - everyone
“Ich ist das kusza!” - Abby. She says it’s “I am the cheese!” in German, but I have no idea, considering I don’t speak German at all
“Help! They’re raping me for information!” - Mark
“I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help my RED HAIR!” - Melissa, a la the infamous Stacy
“I’d rather lose my dick than my feet.” - Mark (he snowboards).
“Tyuru Amarth” - Marissa. Tis LOTR-Elvish for “Cheese Doom”. Yes we like cheese >_>
“I wish they would ring the pot.” - Melissa
“Spider on my rug!! Die, you spider!” - Shelly
“Mah pants are fallin’ down, sez thuh Lord!” - Jared
Mark: *sitting on Marissa* This chair is kinda lumpy.
Marissa: ......ow.
Josh: *walking on the girls’ porches*
Kirstie: Josh! You’re not a girl! >_<
Josh: I could be one for you, babe.
Everyone: *cracks up*
“There were four people, and both of them got a lot of votes.” - Pastor John
Me: Mark is an interesting person to have dinner with.
Marissa: We should have dinner with him more often.
“What was the weirdest thing here? And if you say Shelly, you’re probably right.” - Val
“’Eelo, Leesa. Thees ees Professor Haw-kins.” - Kirstie
“Do buffaloes reelly have weengs? And ees it reelly the chickeen of the seea? That wuz mah Jessica Seempson eempression. ...But do they reelly have weengs?” - Kirstie
“Okay, Cabin....Me!” - Shelly, forgetting that we were cabin 14
[Okay, PMBC quotes are over.]
“I believe with all my heart that I am a glass of orange juice.” - the lovely and talented Andrea
“They were much fun. Except for their odd love of stairs. @_@” - Darcy, on Germans, once she got back from a trip to Germany
[One day, I spent most of the day with Marissa and her family. The following quotes are the results.]
Jillian: Why are Ed and Al on a roof?
Me: Because they’re spe-shul!
Marissa: Because they’re hobos!
“Choose your ice cream! Choose your ice cream! Choose your ice cream!” - Marissa and Jillian, to the rhythm of “Bother bother bother bother bother-!”
“Who has to wear the bikini?” - me...’cause Johnny Depp was kidnapped by Jabba the Hutt and...yeah.
Me: *shakes Magic Date ball* Will Johnny Depp call me?
Magic Date ball: YES.
Me: WOOHOO! *shakes it again* Will Orlando Bloom call Marissa?
Magic Date ball: LOOKIN GOOD.
Me and Marissa: WOOHOO!
Me: *shakes it again* Will a dragon eat Jillian?
Magic Date ball: NEVER.
“I want you.” - Marissa, to a talking Yoda doll... thing o.O
“Whoa, Marissa...now I know what your secret fantasies are.” - me, in response to the above quote
Me: Riza doesn’t do Winry. ...Wait o.o
Jillian and Marissa: o_o
Jillian: I’d HOPE not!
Marissa: Besides...Riza does Roy.
(For the record, I meant to say “alchemy” and not “Winry”.)
“See, he’s got water bubbles in his eyes!” - Marissa, on the way Inuyasha was crying
Mrs. Priest: *reading from HBP* “...and the fox fell back to the ground, dead.”
Me: So they killed Youko.
Marissa: o.o NOOOOOOOO!
Mrs. Priest: >< Inside voice, Marissa! What are we, two years old again?
Jillian: Dahdah?
Marissa and me: . . . . .
“Excuse me, sir, but it appears your house is glowing. Also, your leg is missing, if you haven’t noticed, and I dunno where your brother is, but there are his clothes!” - me and Marissa, completely ruining the scene where Ed and Al attempt to transmute their mom. All because Roy was wearing a silly hat.
“Excuse me, sir, but it appears your house is glowing and your butt is too. Also, your leg is missing, if you haven’t noticed, and I dunno where your brother is. Oh, and you have water bubbles in your eyes.” - me, Marissa, and Jillian. I dunno...the above quote just kinda...mutated throughout the day o.O
“Yes ummm . . . We don't generally condone screwing between any of the bikers for any reason.” - Aubrie on LJ
“Pardon me even looking at this idea but . . . Varon and Amelda in bed . . . that's gotta be an interesting competition for seme. It'd never work, they'd be too busy arguing to . . . um . . . screw.” - Aubrie continuing the above quote. (I love LiveJournal, did you know that?)
“They would make cute babies.” - Sarah, on Riza and Roy
“Did you know the first Fullmetal opening song is named after me?” - Melissa
“...Everything’s just one big yaoi innuendo for me.” - Dey-chan
Darcy: I e-mailed my German host family the other day... I still haven't gotten a response... 9.9 As of yet, I have no proof that my host family exists... ^^""
Me: Yuuuuoooo'reee going to Germanyyyy?
Darcy: ^______^ Yuuuss, this summer
Me: o_o; You're going to Germany, and Kirstie's going to Japan! *shakes you* What if the Germans are rabid!?!? THEN WHAT!?
Darcy: THEN AH EAT THEIR HEADS!
Me: OKAY! WITH KETCHUP!?
Darcy: But of course!
Me: So how long are you going to be over there dining on rabid Germans?
Mrs. P: *telling some story* -And this was before they had CDs and video games and the Internet -
Abby: O_O How did you LIIIIIVE!?
“Everyone gets presents - EXCEPT YOU!” - Marissa, Melissa, Kirstie
“We must save teh Cheesecake!” - B-kun
“Yay, the Pope is here!” - Zoe
“Why did you throw the cheese like an irresponsible loser!?” - Zoe again
Me: ....*pokes a vein on Yami M's face* o_o WHOA! It really IS only filled with hot air! Anyone got a safety pin!?
Daisy: XD! **cracks up.**
Me: The greatest mystery of life - SOLVED.
Daisy: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Shut up, Kirstie. I hate you.
Kirstie: I know. ^_^ I love you too, Lisa.
- you hear that from us at lotsa random times...
"I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so kiss my ass - CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!" - Melissa... she sings that at the most random of times
"Wouldn't Malik make the cutest squirrel!?" - Melissa
"That's the biggest small gym I've ever seen!" - me, ranting about the gyms at my new school
"Choke in the OTHER direction!" - Kirstie
"Well...actually...just now, I argued about being argumentative..." - me ^^;
"That's not just a brb...THAT'S AN EXTREME BRB!" - Kirstie
“I don't like gerbils. They reproduce." - Mokie
My mom: What's for dinner?
Me: Fluff.
*sarcastically* "Oh, yes, let's have fanfics for dinner." - Laura, in response to the above quote
"...and yes, Kaiba, go blow up the towel, like you said you were going to. And then Malik can get his revenge on the Farrow." - Darcy, cracking me up and mocking the funky subbies
"Is he part woman?" - Zoe's reaction to what Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of APC, looks like
[Okay, the following is a little...on the weird side.]
Zoe: Ha ha....Maynard...I'ma call him May.
Me: Heheh.
Zoe: Or MJ, and say he was Mary Jane.
Me: Heheheheheheh...
Zoe: ^_^
Me: *imagines Mary Jane taking off a mask and revealing herself as Maynard* ....
Zoe: *rofl*
Me: ^^; *is simply disturbed by it, but okay*
Zoe: I can't...stop...laughing...Wouldn't that just kick Peter Parker's ass?
Me: Heheheh....
Zoe: He'd be like: O_O
Me: *giggles*
Zoe: Maynard: Hi....Peter. ^_^ Peter: *jumps out of window* Maynard: Damn...I lost another one...
Me: Here ya go, Pantless Wonder.
Melissa: GAAH! *attacks*
Melissa: Just go away!
Kirstie: Please evacuate your bosom!
My mom: *sings* Kuwabara sits in the old gum tree....
Me and Mokie: *crack up*
Me: You know this is what I love about NAMPA - we're all like one nationwide support group.
Daricio: ^^ Yeah! We all cheer each other up!
Me: Exactly! If you have a problem, you can take it to any one of us, and you won't be judged or anything!
Daricio: It's the best thing in the world! ... ... *announcer voice* The best in the world, for comfort, joy, and general happiness, it's NAMPA! Buy one today!
Daricio: ^^'
Daricio: Price: $0. AKA Priceless.
Daricio: ... There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Daricio: And if that doesn't work, friendship should cut it.
Me: *talking to somebody else* Daricio's being weird about NAMPA...
Daricio: XD
"Look, it was either the coat, or the [skimpy black] dress, Hiei. Get over it!!" - Melissa, as Dr. Chicken (bwak bwak bwak)
"I am....Doc-tor Chicken! BWAK BWAK BWAK!" - Melissa
"Dontcha hate it when you're wearing jeans, and your leg itches, and you scratch it and it doesn't work, so you just have to stand up and stick your hand in your pants!?" - Mokie
"I'm not wearing any paaants!" - Melissa
"Good Lord that's a lot of chicken!" - my mom
"NOOOOO! YOU EVIL LITTLE GIRL!" - Sarah, on my putting my Malik figure in a dress :P
Mokie: Give me a fraction!
My mom: ...1/2. O_o
Mokie: No, I meant tell me a story!
My mom: ...once upon a time....
Me: *dies of laughter*
Mokie: Are you awake?
Me: NO.
My mom: Then, she eats her mean friends' - *is interrupted*
Mokie: She eats her mean friends!?
"Please bless the rabid llamas." - Kirstie
"Well, that just peels my shoulders!" - me (had a bad sunburn on my shoulders that was peeling at the time)
*sings* "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, for blahblahblahblaaaah-blahBLAH-blahblah!" - me, Jess, and Marissa
"Super diiick is heeeeere" - subject line of a spam email I got
"Nice mice like ice." - my example of assonance
"See senile people keeping treats..." - person-named-Amanda's example of assonance
“It was like WWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!! *flip flip flip pluuuh!!*" - Daricio, describing Yami M get punched by Obelisk during his duel against Yami. (This is the other best quote ever XD)
Me: *on the ancient-Egypt arc of YGO* Yami B's village went *blows raspberry*.
Kirstie: ....What?
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Marissa: Wait, what did Yami B do?
Kirstie: Farted, sounds like....
Me: *laughs harder* Nooo! His VILLAGE went *blows raspberry*
Kirstie: ...so the whole village farted?
Me: *cracks up again*
Non-sister/non-otaku Laura: ...Are you speaking Japanese?
Kirstie: OTAKU! ^^
Laura: .....'oh taco'?
"Japanese tacos!" - me, Kirstie, and Laura, continuing the above quote
"Malik needs to be potty trained!" - Kirstie, taking my Malik action figure into a bathroom stall . . . . . yeah, I think you can guess where Malik ended up...
*darkly* "Amane bled dry....and Chii got a hat." - Kirstie
Jess: I am so geography dumb. I didn't even know it [Japan] was a bunch of islands.
Me: Jess, that's why we have Google. ^_^
"Girl...into....Yuugiou....can't....comprehend!!" - Kirstie, making fun of these two boys that gave me odd looks in a card shop when I freaked out over seeing a couple pieces of Exodia
“Is there no innocence in today’s children!?" - me, ranting about how my sister got made fun of in school twice in one day, and they're only in 2nd grade
"Goofus reads Gallant's diary." - my mom
"And we have a pair of pants. Alright, who out there isn't wearing any pants?" - the Shakespeare festival announcer guy going through a box of lost and found stuff
"Are you burning incest?" - me, to Katie...I meant to say incense
[The next couple quotes come from the time Kirstie and I actually met Katie face to face ^^ Twas lotsa fun]
Me: Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie?
Kirstie: WILL YOU STOP THAT!? *fwaps me*
Hot Topic employee: Sir, you're not allowed to take pictures in here.
Katie's dad: *lowers camera* ...oh.
Katie: *points* HAH!
Kirstie: ...let's just stay in here...
Katie: *shoves thongs in Zach's face*
Me: I can imagine Malik in that Playboy bunny tie....with nothing else on....
Kirstie and Katie: *scoot away*
Me: I've been sticking -kun and -chan on everything lately...
Katie: I noticed. You're like, "...Oh look, it's chair-kun!"
"Beer...vodka...alcohol...Alcoholic beverages!" - Me, Marissa, Kirstie, Autumn, Melissa
*observes Target's trashy parking lot* *disgustedly* "Geez, people, the world's not a litter box...." - Mokie
*claps wooden swords together* "Henry the Fifth, take 12." - Connor, at Shakespeare Club (He'd jump onstage and say that when someone screwed up a line...It was really funny ^^)
Me: *scolding* KIRSTIE! There are other people in this car who know who Isis and Yami Malik are!
Kirstie: Like your mom?
Me: Yeah!
Mokie: And me!
Kirstie: ...Laura's your mom?
*He-man-esque* "I have the PROTEIN!" - Melissa
"Breakdancing psycho deer!" - me and Kirstie
Me: I think the Ishtars are the best things since sliced bread. *nods sagely*
Daisy: XD They're better than sliced bread! MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: If I have another drink, my bladder will burst. *walks out to the bathroom*
Kirstie: ...THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR BODILY NEEDS WITH US!
"...I need my balls back." - Evan, Shakespeare Club
"The ambassador has lost his balls!" - Mrs. K, in response to the above quote
Abby: *wraps apron around herself* I have a weird toga! ^__^
Melissa: o.O *to me* I'm glad she has clothes on under that....
Daricio: ^_^ TWO SIDED STICKY TAPE TO THE RESCUE!
Me: ^_^ I always said it was superglue.
Daricio: ^_^ That's possible too. Or that glue-y stuff that clowns use to hold their big red noses on. Ya know, when they don't have strings attatched to them.
Me: ....*imagines isis with a clown nose and falls over laughing*
Daricio: ^_______^
- we were discussing how Isis keeps that little green bubble thingy on her forehead
"...that's it. I am now convinced that you are obsessed with the Ishtars so much that you are now Lisa Flopping Ishtar." - Kirstie
"....COOL! *grabs Malik's pants and runs off* Ooh, they're still warm...." - me, in a chat where Malik had the pants scared off of him ^_^
"But what if Inuyasha goes BAZOOKA on us!?" - Mokie, while we were sitting in our car (it's name is Inuyasha) and she was worrying about the airbag randomly popping open
Melissa: But I cherish the lives of all creatures!
Me: ...I don’t cherish your life!
-in Shakespeare
Abby: You know that if you kick the back of someone's knees, they collapse?
Kirstie: ...STEVE, turn around!!
"CURSE you and your flatulence of DOOM, Kaiba!" - me (....don't ask.)
Katie: Did you know Malik is anorexic?
Me: His butt suggests otherwise, K-chan.
"o.o I fear this fanartist...." - Kirstie, in response to these Dartz/Raphael fanarts
Laura: *to my mom* Are you gonna yell at me-
My mom: BAAAH!!!
Me: *as little dollhouse person thing* My mom's gonna have a baby soon!
Laura: *as other little dollhouse person thing* *happily* Well, I hope she dies!
My dad: *checks car thermometer* It's up to 21 degrees.
My mom: Whoo, we're in a heat wave!
Zoe: *eats Neapolitan ice cream*
Kirstie: Oo The French explorer!
Me: ...Kirstie, that's Napoleon.
-best quote ever. XD
*chewing my shirt* "I'm eating human fleeshhhh....." - Mokie
"No, you're eating my hoodie." - me, in response to the above quote
"I'm eating Linkin Park fleeeshhhh......" - Mokie (Because I was wearing my LP hoodie ^^;)
“Yes, Kaiba! Believe in the heart of the cards! Before they grab you and make you a PART of them to MAKE you believe!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!” - Daricio
Me: *points upward* Look! Flying albino!
Kirstie and Marissa: *look up*
"It's your inner-ghetto, Lisa." - Kirstie
"You should make one for Lisa. Oh wait, you're Lisa." - Kirstie, on the phone with me
Yami: ...destiny? What do you mean?
Isis: ....AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Yami: Wha-what?
Isis: YOUR FLY IS OPEN! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
- Katie, looking at a pic of Isis talking to Yami (Isis had this look on her face like she was about to burst out laughing)
"Do you still have your Playboy?" - my grandma, watching me play my GameBoy Advance
"I didn't know you had Playboy, Lisa....." - my dad, in response to my grandma's question about my 'Playboy'
"A cowlick is a swirly and a swirly's not a cowlick!!" - Wesley and me
Me: We’re going to fix Yami B!
Kirstie: o.o Nuuuuuu!
Me: Not like that!
Kirstie: oh. ^^U
"Yo mama’s a lout!” - me, insulting Mrs. B like a Shakesperian person. Everyone was like... rolling on the floor laughing
"Don't go running through the ghetto declaring, "I'M HOME!" - Jolie, in New York
"There’s a knife in my SHPLEEEEN!" - me and Kirstie (‘Shpleen’ is the greatest typo ever. Man, I was laughing so hard I nearly wet myself.)
"ASSASINATION ATTEMPT!" - Kirstie, while Melissa was chasing around the president of Ecology Club during the Great Cattail War (IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! We ripped apart the brown things on the end of cattails, and threw the fluffy white things everywhere)
"PFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!" - everyone at Ecology Club when we'd get cattail fluff in our mouths ^^
"We're not very good ecologists!" - Abby, after the Great Cattail War, and after Mrs. H told us that wasn't really helping the environment ^^;
"So....it was like an overdose?" - Ryan, after Beth was talking about a Biblical dude that got stoned to death
"That girl is married to Jesus!?" - Mokie
"Vote for Neesan....she can't go wrong!" - me, Kirstie, Marissa
Zach: You've only quoted me once!
Me: Really?
Zach: Yeah.
Me: Ok, then say something and I'll quote it. ^^
"Fortified gates suck." - Zach
"Pissy has lots of pleasures!" - me and Kirstie (Barbie commercials. Ah yes...)
"What’s he gonna do!? POKE him to death!?" - me, watching the YGO dub, at the part where Yami Malik was about to kill Rishid and I realized they had edited out the dagger
"EL WHAPO!" - Kirstie, hitting me with her Spanish book
"Quit chewin' mah behbeh!" - my mom
Me: *solemnly* I'm going to Mordor alone, Daricio. o.o
Darcy: I know you are! And I'm coming with you! Weeeee're off to go to Mordor! The evil filled city of doom! *skips*
"If it ain't chocolate, it ain't desert!" - me and my pap ^_^
"Hi, this is Mr. E., just calling to let you know that Lisa's a dork." - me, my mom, and Mokie
"You know what? I still think ‘directly connect’ sounds hentai" - Katie
"Everyone in this chat room knows about Rishid and his crap level" - Zach
"YAY! CRAP LEVELS!" - me, in response to the above quote ^^
"A watched inbox never gets any emails." - Kirstie
[To understand the next few quotes...Laura and I were playing with her Playmobile castle people (PCP) and we gave them all anime names, so...]
"Sir, if you could take a seat here...or just lay there on the ground..." - me being a PCP doctor
"Wake up call! Bleeeaaaaghhhh!!!" - Laura being a PCP named Kaiba
"Hiei! Botan! Doctor! Ooh!" - Laura being a PCP named Kagome
Laura being a PCP baby: BEAN! BEAN!
Me: o__O The baby’s first word is ‘bean’?!
"Kaiba lost his hair! ^^" - me (There was this PCP named Kaiba and his plastic hair popped off)
"Isis fell in the non-using box!" - Laura
“We're being Yu Yu Hakushowed!" - me chatting with Katie
Me: Ishizu in an Isuzu!
Laura: Isiju! *trying to say Ishizu*
Me: No, it's I-shi-zu!
Laura: Isiju!
Me: Ishizu!
Laura: FRITO!
Me: NO!!
"...and enjoy the rest of your day at Magic Kingdom, where all of your dreams come true! Except for cheap food and short lines." - the conducter guy on Jungle Cruise in Disney World
Kirstie: What's that!?
Me: It's Jurassic Park. What do you think it is?
Kirstie: A chicken?
Me: Wait, the chickens are bald. Just like Rishid!
Kirstie: Rishid Park!!
"Are *moo* you *moo* taking *moo* me *moo* seriously *mooooo*?" - me and Kirstie (Ok, tis a long story. Kirstie rented this book about Egyptian mythology and she read that the goddess Isis had her head chopped off and used a cow's head to replace it. So we started having a grand 'ol time imagining Isis of Yuugiou with a cow's head and said quote is what we think she would've said to Kaiba at the Domino Museum that night. ^^; Isis has been a cow ever since then.)
"Janitors....they’re all janitors!" -Marissa
"Blow up, darn you!!” - Kirstie, getting angry with a pufferfish. Our biology teacher was staring at her with this priceless look on his face XD
"Boats...boats...BOATS! - me and Kirstie
Katie: *runs up* .....OOH! .....HPH POSE!
Ramla: .....what?
Katie: .......y'know, we all line up looking all confident and smirky and malty and stuff.
"Why don’t we just have an Isis ‘Depends’ thing!?" - Katie (We used to bash Isis all the time. Just because we love her so much :P)
"That's right. We sing, we dance, we cook." - Hugh Panaro, talking about how you could get a cookbook if you donated to this cause thingy at the end of Phantom of the Opera
"No, Seto. It's not beautiful. It’s a big metal penis!" - me, a la Mokuba, when Kaiba asks him if the virtual reality pod is beautiful o.O
Beth: I mean, what if Dave's the Messiah?
All: *look at Dave and crack up*
-Beth is the seriously cool Confirmation teacher person
"My name is Dave. I do not shave. If you give me a cookie, I might behave." - Dave, recording this really weird message on someone's cell phone
"Is there a Bad News Bible?" - Chrissy
"Anyone else think he's, ah, about as straight as a circle? ^.^;" - this kid named Colin, talking about our gay substitute math teacher (the screwy thing was most of the girls thought he was hot O.O)
"Save it from the O-word it’s BECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEE!" - Katie
"Do you believe in Santa Claus?" - Melissa, very randomly, during the saddest part of Grave of the Fireflies
"Aught ee neyahhrurouths oogleboogle!! o.o" - me, speaking 'Elvish'
"I am Malik Eeshtar. You keeled my father. Prepare to die." - Daricio
Kirstie: do you think the suger/sake wore off yet?
Me: -- Think about it, Kirstie. D'you think Hiei would be modeling for Kurama if he was sober!?
Kirstie: ...good point
Me: ^^
Kirstie: and Kurama wouldn't be up for it if he wasn't hyper
Me: Yeah. He'd be pretty scared if he wasn't hyper.
Kirstie: ^^
Me: I'd be pretty scared too if Hiei started modeling in my face all of a sudden. o.o
"The nurse accidentally gave you the boob-inflating shot!" - my mom, watching Star Trek (And for the record, she wasn’t talking to anyone in the room.)
Me: Don't get fluff on the bed!
Kirstie: o.o Then it would be a lemon. ^_^
(I meant marshmallow fluff, people....me, Mokie, and Kirstie were eating s'mores in my parents' room)
My grandmother: You know, we never named this baby doll....
Laura: BOB!
Me: KAGOME!
My grandmother: ....*regrets asking*
"I just love these little outings. The stereo's blaring, and Laura's asking me weird questions...." - my mom
Laura: If I pour this in, will it kill me?
My mom: Of course it will, so go ahead and pour it in!
"Dude, look at that big thing! It's so...big!" - Holly
"I can't see....my head is stuck..." - Abby
"This place is scary!!" - my grandmother, in Hot Topic
"'Brak'? He's brakking his knuckles!?" - Kirstie (some slightly silly sound effects from the English Inuyasha manga)
"I can't say Sesshomaru! Oh wait, I just did." - me
"Dimension the potato!" - Kirstie
"There are big differences below the waist." - Melissa (It's a long and slightly disturbing story that I don’t even really remember anymore...^_^)
"The snowman is neutered!!” - James (suggestive classroom decorations...ah, I miss seventh grade.)
"Hey, don't make fun of my wrong pants!" - me, after Kirstie called me Ms. Wrong Pants when I got a science question wrong
"Pegasus pear, Pegasus pear, Kirstie has your underwear!" - Abby
...If you read it all the way to the end...you must be very, very bored. o.O
The Big Book of Quotes continues here!
Quotes from movies/songs/books/musicals/tv/fictional people
“I just realized something! .....Pink goes really good with green.” - Glinda, upon putting a pink flower in Elphaba’s hair, Wicked
“Well, we can’t all come and go by bubble!” - Elphaba, to Glinda
“I thought I’d met all your friend.” - Cuddy, to House
“Get out of my temporal lobe, House.” - Foreman, House
“Ed is a merman pole dancer, and falls in love with Roy Mustang!” - a summary at ff.net
Cameron, Chase, Foreman: *walk in*
Cameron: We’ve got rectal bleeding.
House: All of you?
(Best medical show ever...XD I love House...)
“There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!” - Maureen, Rent
Angel: And he’s probably still upset about his cat.
Benny: ...My dog.
Angel: My cat had a fall like that once; it was hell.
Benny: It’s like losing a - ...how did you know she fell?
Angel: . . . . . *walks away*
- one of the Rent deleted scenes
Natalie: Ka-ching!
Monk: ...Can you please make her stop saying that?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, if we start walking now then we won’t even think about the three extra pennies [in the fountain]!
Monk: I would. It would haunt me.
Natalie: It would...haunt you?
Monk: ....Haunt me.
“Frankly, asking someone like you for help makes my stomach churn... Though I don’t have a stomach...” - Al, FMA chapter 55
“If I returned empty-handed I wouldn’t be able to face the retainer who served me to the point of cutting her own arm off!” - Ling, explaining why he was so eager to um...do something that is a spoiler, FMA chapter 55
“Natalie, don’t eat the food. I saw some models throwing up back there.” - Monk, at a fashion show
“Skeletons...*mutters darkly*” - Santa Claus, Nightmare Before Xmas (which is my favorite movie. EVER.)
“I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be and more of a woman than you’ll ever get,” - Angel, RENT
“Guard! Have you seen a lost girl? I need to find her! She’s selfish and common and really strong - she talks a lot, likes drama - and she has really big boobies!” - Aram, describing Airi, MeruPuri volume 2
"Drink life to the lees." - from Ulysses, a poem by Alfred Lord Tennyson. Long explanation short, if you drink something to the lees, you're drinking it to the very last drop.
Dorothy: Can I still have my dog back?
Elphie/Witch of the West: NO!
- The Wizard of Oz
“Excuse me, there’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.” - Fiyero, Wicked
“No, I’m not seasick; yes, I’ve always been green; no, I didn’t chew grass as a child.” - Elphaba, Wicked
Glinda and Elphaba: There’s been some confusion, for you see my roommate is...
Glinda: ...Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether impossible to describe...
Elphaba: ...Blonde.
- more Wicked ^.^
“You say it’s so easy to get into the crevices in my heart? My heart is too small for crevices.” - Hakkai, Saiyuki
“Demon! Ogre! Loincloth!” - Mei, FMA manga chapter 52
“Don’t call your older brother an idiot, idiot!” - Ed, FMA episode 15
“Oh, this is perfect! Now my arm fell off! Well, this is just the worst day ever!” - Al, FMA episode 15
Goku: Sanzo, can you eat Buddha’s retribution?
Sanzo: Yeah, but it probably wouldn’t taste very good.
- Saiyuki episode 3, I believe
“Alright, children, it’s beddy-bye time.” - Hakkai, Saiyuki
“Oh, and he has a vulgar laugh. Minus fifteen points.” - Hakkai again, rating a demon.
“Everything in here is eatable. I’m eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.” - Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
“Your master’s amazing.” - Greed, talking to Al about Izumi-sensei ^.^
“Sir Kagome!” - Miroku. Bad subtitles. Yes.
“KING KONG BREAKTHROUGH!” - Inuyasha. More bad subtitles.
“People die more efficiently in the future.” - Hoenheim, FMA episode 50
“Oh, moon... I wish you were made of cheese.” - a very hungry Ed
“Poor thing, she can’t get a boyfriend so she follows me around and falls all over her guardian ghost.” - Ren, talking about his sister, Jun; Shaman King dub
"It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what." - Atticus Finch, on courage; To Kill A Mockingbird
“Would you say the Finches have an Incestuous Streak?” - Atticus again
“You don’t apologize to a son who ran away from home,” - Kenji Himura, to Kaoru, Seisouhen
“Take this cup, and when you get back to Tokyo, serve my baka deshi good tea in it.” - Hiko, to Kaoru, Seisouhen
“You told me the best medicine for his cross-shaped scar was my smile,” - Kaoru, to Megumi, talking about Kenshin, Seisouhen
"BAH NGHYAAH! ROAR GYAH RRRAR! RARR RAAARR RAR RAR RAAARRR!" - Inuyasha XD
Raphel: Grr!
Alister: Grr!
Valon: ....mate! - dub Doma. Sorta. XD
"I am so beautiful sometimes I scare myself..." - Hotohori, Fushigi Yuugi ^^
Tamahome and Nuriko: O_O; Lalalalala!
Hotohori: ...You can stop dancing now...-_-;
"There's not much to eat in the Shadow Realm!" - Ryou, dub YGO
"I'm sorry, sister...but this is the only way." - Malik, to Isis, dub YGO
"My dark side grows stronger as I slip into the shadows, but before I'm gone forever...I wanted to say...I'm sorry." - Malik, to Rishid, dub YGO
"I wish I could take everything back...but it's too late." - Malik, to Rishid, dub YGO (Yes, yes, I'll stop quoting him now!)
"No more white wine spritzers before bedtime." - Pegasus, YGO movie
"Shut up and duel me." - Kaiba, to Yami, YGO The Movie
"Stop it with the friendship bull." - Kaiba, to Yami-tachi, YGO Movie
[Now for a few funky subtitles!]
"You walk wagging." - Honda, to Rishid
"It is undoubtedly Green-eye white dragon." - Isis, to Kaiba
"I will explode this towel." - Seto
"I will revenge on the Farrow." - Malik
"The hateful spice of Farrow roasts a nice sacrificial offering." - Yami M
“That man is....Shady." - Yuugi
[And a few FFX-2 quotes...]
Rikku: I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!
Paine: ....spleen?
"Hidden tiger, crouching Rikku." - Rikku
Mysterious voice: What is the password?
Rikku: *jumps up and down* Ooh! I know! I know! It's 'monkey'!
Mysterious voice: Uh...yes...well, erm, that is correct. Uh...what is the meaning of life?
Yuna: Monkey...?
Rikku: *notices big huge monster thingie* O_O Think this one needs a password?
Paine: How about 'kick...it's...ass'?
Yuna: Y!
Rikku: R!
Paine: Shut up.
"So. You do get angry, once in a while." - Hiei, in the YYH movie, after witnessing Kurama freak out on/skewer this guy who was posing as Kurama's old partner/friend
"Everyone has scars on their heart. Anyone who doesn't is a shallow bastard." - Hiei, to Kurama
"I understand their bond well. But it has been so long since I have felt that bond with my own brother." - Ishizu Ishtar, dub YGO (I was sorta on the phone with Kirstie when she said that, and I sorta squealed in her ear....^^;)
"That is a prime example of misdirected rage. I think the technical term is 'being an ass'." - Shigure, to Tohru, when Kyou was freaking out over something, in Fruits Basket
"But ham is not a beverage!!" - random guy on The Amanda Show ^^
"If he [Rishid] knows he can't protect you [Malik], what will he do?" - Yami M, mocking Malik, who was basically willing to push Yami M - and his own body - off a cliff
"Shut up! Do you mean that the brand on my back and Rishid's scars are our sacrifice to the pharaoh?!" - Malik, to Isis, while she was trying to talk him out of the whole kill-Yami thing
"Bingbong! You are correct!" - Sumomo, Chobits
"GYAAAH!" *attacks mirror with pointy thing* . . . I just killed a mirror. *turns and attacks glass shower door with said thing* Gyaaah! . . . and my shower door." - Mort, Secret Window (The only reason I went to see this is I'm a big Johnny Depp fangirl XD)
"OH DEAR LORD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS!?" - Malik's reaction to Smurfs
"Marik's doin' something freaky with that Millennium Rod!" - Joey (Hehe....hentai rod quotes)
"So you say you're under a curse? Well, so what? So's the whole damn world." - Jigo, Princess Mononoke
[A few quotes from silly RPs]
Malik: *holds up pizza as a peace offering* ....cheese?
Marik: ....*takes it slowly?
Ryou: *turns to Yami B* You know...it's the perfect opportunity to...
Yami B: ........*suggestively* open a mayo jar?
Ryou: Yup. *sexily* Do you want ham on your sandwich, or turkey?
Kami-chan: *running around screaming "No more mayonnaise!!"*
Yami B: how about...some albino turkey...
Ryou: And...swiss cheese....
Malik: *chucks expensive Yami-M-cape off the side of the blimp*
Cape: *lands on some guy's windshield*
Some Guy: GYAAAAAH! *swerves wildly and crashes into a tree, causing the car to blow up*
Malik: o.o...T__T I'm not too good at this repenting thing, am I?
Marik: *attacks the Yami in anger*
Yami M: O.O *taken by surprise and tackled by Marik* Gyaah!
Marik: *straddling Yami M* Saaaay it...
Yami M: NEVER!
Marik: *glares* Saaaaaay it...
Yami M: ALRIGHT FINE!
Marik: ^-^
Yami M: UNCLE!!
Yami B: HUG ME! I'M PSYCHOO!!
Bakura: O.O *runs*
Miss Price: I'm afraid you'll find no fried foods in this house.
Charlie: No fried foods!? 'Ow do you keep your 'ealth!? - 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
"I'm going to sing the doom song! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...." - Gir, Invader Zim (Oh c'mon......who hasn't heard the Doom song?)
Hazel: *slowly* We help you maybe.
Kehaar: Piss off!
- Watership Down
"Well, Fiver's the rabbit for that. He simply loves crossing bridges." - Hazel, Watership Down. It's about bunnies. Talking bunnies. We read it in eighth grade and everyone called it The Bunny Book, including our teacher.
"To come to the end of a time of anxiety and fear! To feel the cloud that hung over us lift and disperse - the cloud that dulled the heart and made happiness no more than a memory! This at least is one joy that must have been known by almost every living creature." - Watership Down
"HuhuhuhHAHAHAHAHAHA-hm." - dub Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh
"Hey, mirror-guy! Can you hear me!?" - Yuusuke, talking to the disembodied voice in the Mirror of Darkness
"I was trying to stop the whole sad-mom thing, but if I died then my mom would be sad..." - Yuusuke again
*stalks up on screen* “I am the Duel King!” - pixilated Kaiba in Yu-Gi-Oh: The Sacred Cards
[The next five are some Ishtar-quotes from the Japanese version of the Yami M/Yami duel. I had to paraphrase, my subtitles are annoying. v.v]
"Malik-sama, people are not chasing 'light'. People have 'light' because they live." - Rishid (Right after he said that Malik started fighting for control of his body again. ^__^)
"I can't believe you can't kill me." - Malik, wondering why Yami was so hesitant in attacking
“Rishid....I’m going to the dark world soon.” - Malik, watching unconscious-Rishid
"I don't know where your soul is wandering now, Rishid....But you don't have to take any pain, no matter whether I die or am saved. Thank you, Rishid.” - Malik
"The three of us are not only from the same tribe, but we are family, too." - Isis, to Rishid and Malik
"Let's check the damage, then cause some more." - Yami M, dub YGO
[These next three I found in TV Guide]
"What is Wal-Mart? Is it like they sell wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton, on The Simple Life
"Benjamin Franklin....invented the lightbulb." - Jaime Gleicher, on Rich Girls
"Why do those dolphins have holes on their heads?" - good ol' Jessica Simpson, on Newlyweds
"-- Geez, can't I eat any toast around here!? *goes back into the TV*" - Samara, in mine and Kirstie's infamous toast chat ^^
Elaine: Well, the passengers had a choice, steak or fish.
Dr. Rumack: Yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
-Airplane! Dr. Rumack is one of the passengers, which is why it’s funny XD
Tom: I think you're just having trouble accepting that Crow is a sexual being.
Mike: But he's not a sexual being; he’s a robot!
-Good ol' MST3K; it was 'Girl in Gold Boots'
"What is it with you reporters? You take another's tragedy and force the whole world to experience it. You spread it like sickness." - Richard Morgan, 'The Ring'
"It was you...you made the rain bleed..." - Tomoe, Samurai X episode one (Very awesome character. I should quote her more often. *sweatdrop*)
Jounouchi: Awright! Let's you and me mate right now, Yugi!
Yugi: Okay!
Honda: x_o I didn't need to hear that.
- the manga
“HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!" - Yuusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho manga
"I want my body back!" - dub Malik to his yami, Yu-Gi-Oh!
*singing* "And since I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakespearian quotations," - Jack, 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'
"Watching Ishizu toy with Kaiba's mind is very amusing....I always knew she had a dark side." - dub Yami M, Yu-Gi-Oh!
"o.O They...poop on the robot...?" - Squidward, 'SpongeBob SquarePants'
"You're going to interrogate my blender?" - Mr. Krabs, 'SpongeBob SquarePants
Lil: How did you see me?! I'm just a dotted line!
Angelica: -.- Any idiot can see a dotted line.....
- 'Mega Diaper Babies', Rugrats
Tommy: Iiiit's Stinky!
Lil: I'll say.....
- 'Mega Diaper Babies'
“....but why is the rum gone!?” - Jack, Pirates of the Caribbean
"And so you see we're all men of our words. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a...woman..." - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"Shampoo is selfish, not stupid!" - Shampoo, Ranma 1/2
"Ranma Saotome, I shall never forget this offense of the curry bread!" - Ryouga, Ranma 1/2 volume 1
"Well this a dream, and dreams aren't supposed to make sense. So just be thankful you're not skiing in you underwear." - Mai, Yu-Gi-Oh! dub
Timmy: But Cosmo thinks they're funny!
Wanda: Cosmo thinks everything's funny! Watch. *to Cosmo* *monotone* Pudding.
Cosmo: *cracks up*
-The FairlyOdd Parents
"We'll get Botan or Kurama to heal you! Or Yukina! Heck, we've got our own ER now!" - Yuusuke, to Genkai, Yuu Yuu Hakusho
"So do they poison the dragon, or just the liver?" - Paul, examining a poisoned dragon’s liver 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks'
"Glomp me again, and you die." - Hiei, to me ^.^
"I'm 18....give or take 3000 years." - Yami, chapter 10 of 'Harry Potter and the Hunt'. Which I am ashamed of. o.o Dun read it. ;_;
"Oh no! My room's been monkeyfied!" - Timmy, "Fairly OddParents In Abra-Catastrophe"
"I...don't...eat...hearts!" - Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Women are scary." - Sansosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
"Ugh.....Haku's bleeding all over the carpet." - Yubaba, 'Spirited Away'
"Whoa...go Shadi!" - Joey in 'Frantic in Frisco', by LuckyLadybug (And she did in fact give me permission to post the quote, even if she probably doesn’t remember doing so ^_~)
“Being grown up isn’t half as fun as growing up; these are the best days of our lives. The only thing that matters is just following your heart and eventually you'll finally get it right.” - “In This Diary” by The Atari’s
"You little men annoy me. Go." - Sesshomaru again, Inu-Yasha manga Vol. 2
"Just nod and smile." - Miroku, after Inuyasha asks what Sango's crying about, vol. 12 of the Inu-Yasha manga
"Neither one nor the other...not a demon. But not a human either. No place to belong. So...I thought the only way was to carve out your own place, by force. That's how I survived. And by the time I knew what was happening, I was all alone." - Inuyasha, actually being serious, in vol. 12 of the Inu-Yasha manga
"Oldest trick on the papyrus!" - Yami M after pulling a prank on Malik, in Kirstie's stupid-yet-oddly-hilarious story, "Happy St. Easter's Eve! Is that even a holiday?"
“Look, everyone! This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It's eating me alive and very soon now it will kill me. Fear and anger only make it grow faster!" - Ashitaka, Princess Mononoke (Good movie. Come to think of it, I haven’t watched it in like a kajillion years...)
Randall: The scare floor will be...?
Mike: *thinking hard* ...painted?
-Monsters, Inc
Inuyasha: And then she [Kagome] was all *high girly voice* 'I'm going hoooome, stuuuuuupid!'
Kaede: . . . Inuyasha, that was a horrible imitation.
Inuyasha: Gaah! *anime fall*
"Ooof. I think I need something for my stomach. That demon I ate gave me heartburn." - 'Peach Man', Inuyasha manga volume 9
*popping out of the ground* "Curse...it...all...I'm not...going to die!" - Sango, Inuyasha volume 9 again
Kagome: He didn't have his demon powers...but he kept fighting...you're an idiot, Inuyasha!
Miroku: He was indeed a fool....
Shippo: You humongous idiot!
Inuyasha: *comes up behind them, sweatdropping* If you're all finished....
-volume 9, again ^^’
"But, Inuyasha...you didn't swing the Tetsusaiga all the way through, did you? No matter how much you hate him....Sesshomaru is still your elder brother. You couldn't make yourself cold-hearted enough to kill your own brother, could you!?" - Toto-sai, Inu-Yasha manga volume 14 this time ^^
Smeagol: Fangirlses...everywhere...fangirlses...
Gollum: KILL the fangirlses...they want the precccciousss....KILL!
Smeagol: Yes-NO! NO! FANGIRLSES GO AWAY!!
(They had invaded AIM o.o)
Frodo: *pops in* Bad Smeagol! Come with master, Smeagol!
Gollum: SMEAGOL IS NOT HERE! LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEPSES!
Frodo: ...
"There are many kinds of 'we!' 'We three', 'we the people', or my favorite: wheeeee!!" - Cosmo, The FairlyOdd Parents
Puu: The antics of these female beings is quite entertaining. Wouldn't you agree, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Quite true, Puu
(They were on OOC pills, in an AIM chat ^^)
Keiko: Everyone must be really worried....
Koenma: I love squid! ^^
"You must find me disgusting, Inuyasha. I live in this realm, wrapped in the souls of the dead, driven only by my hatred of you." - Kikyou, Inu-Yasha manga Vol. 8
"Why follow the spiders? Why can't it be follow the butterflies?!" - Ron, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"You did that with Kikyou!? Right in front of Kagome?!" - Miroku, Inu-Yasha
"Pah. Your attacks are as infantile as ever." - Sesshomaru, Inu-Yasha manga Vol. 2
"Oh no, I've been affected!" - Bubbles, The Powerpuff Girls Movie
"My arm it, it doesn't hurt! It's HEALED! Ack! No, it's still broken. . ." - Koroku, Princess Mononoke
"I'm not afraid to die. I'd do anything to get you humans out of my forest." - San, Princess Mononoke
"Here I was saving the last of my strength to bite off that damn woman's head. But I must save San." - Moro, Princess Mononoke
Wolf #1: What about the elk?
Wolf #2: Yeahhh....Can we eat him? *drool drool*
-Princess Mononoke
"Gimme a milk - chocolate." -George in Back To The Future Part 1
"He's used to walking all over people, but that's no reason to lie down in front of him and make it easier." - Ron telling Neville to stand up to Malfoy, in the book, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"
"There are two things I hate: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch." -Nigel Powers in Austin Powers: Goldmember
Quotes that sound really weird taken out of context
“Oh, ab machine...*lovingly strokes ab machine*” - Kirstie
“I called earlier! Why didn’t you pick up the phone? .... Oh, a flood. Wait, a flood!? .... The bathroom flooded. Yay! Are you sure you don’t need me to come home and mop? .... It’s not like you can do anything! .... Yes Mom, towels are fun.” - Marissa, on the phone with her mom
“Is there another penis on there!?” - my math teacher
“I’m just sayin’ - I feel bad knocking around Jews with a puck!” - Kirstie, during a game of air hockey
Me: If you sold your CELL PHONE you could buy another puck!
Kirstie: If I sold YOUR MOM I could buy another puck!
“Ooh, I’ve got an answer to your question. In the shower!” - my friend Laura
Me: I loved Cloud fighting the giant potato.
Zoe: ME TOO.
Zoe: *HUGTACKLEGLOMP*
Me: *FLAILS*
Quotes from real life
[For future reference, Mokie and Laura and my sister are all the same person. :D]
“Bollocks! It’s a sodding bloody moth!” - my impression of Charlie from Lost
“*creepy voice* Here, Jack! I made you a sling out of my panties.” - my impression of Kate from Lost
“Aerith must have just died.” - Melissa, on a really stormy cloudy afternoon
“I doodoo that!” - Jillian
“According to my research... That’s not Howl.” - Marissa and Jillian
“Gender check on aisle 12!” - me and Marissa’s mom
“Mother’s leaking! Mother, are you leaking!?” - Marissa and Jillian
“Jillian go get your gabajillions!” - Marissa and her mom
“Lisa get in your bum!” - Marissa
“Al wants your bum!” - Jillian
Jillian: Al is in her bum?! o.O
Marissa: No, Al is in her pants!
Me: o__O;;
“*walks back in and attacks chair* THAT IS SO TABOO!” - Marissa’s mom
“I’m your Venus, I’m your elevator!” - me and Marissa
“Scooby dooby doo, where is Cloud?” - Marissa
“*sneeze* TIFA!” - all
“Cloud has no pockets.” - me, Marissa, Jillian
“Sprechen sie Duetcsh? Ed, I want some wiener schnitzel! ...No Ed, I want your wiener schnitzel!” - me and Marissa
“Druuugs! C’mon, gimme the crack! I know you have it; I want the crack! ...Fine, then I’ll just suck your blood.” - Marissa
“Every time a drum beats, Angel gets her wigs!” - me (I don’t know...)
Marissa: I’m defacing school property!
Me: ...with a dandelion?
The following is a conversation Marissa had on the phone with her mom, taken out of context: “I called earlier! Why didn’t you pick up the phone? .... Oh, a flood. Wait, a flood!? .... The bathroom flooded. Yay! Are you sure you don’t need me to come home and mop? .... It’s not like you can do anything! .... Yes Mom, towels are fun.”
*mourns the golden-haired babeez* - me and Marissa
Shalane: *stops, then falls asleep for no reason*
Me: ...wow, that was the epitome of random.
Me: I read this really eenteresting fic where Izumi was Roy’s sister.
Marissa: What the keckala?
Me: *ranting about fanfics* People keep killing off Al. And then randomly pairing Ed up with Winry and/or Mustang. ...Okay, I guess it would just be ‘or’.
Zoe: XDD
Maureen: Mr. Ruff, I think you are the single most distracting man I’ve ever met.
Mr. Ruff: . . . . *dances*
Max: o_O; That’s something you don’t see every day...
[Me and Laura were walking through Lowe’s hardware store, with her arm in mine.]
Me: Y’know, I would so totally make you act out Howl’s Moving Castle with me now, ‘cept you’ve never seen it.
Laura: o.O What?
Me: There’s this part in the beginning just like this.
Laura: ...they walk through a Lowe’s?
Me: XDDDD
“Horses snor-ting purple snow; it’s really cra-ack, don’t you know? Walkin’ in a winter wonderland!” - me, Marissa, Jillian
Jillian: [talking about how her friend was trying to take my Ed action figure, which Jillian had borrowed] And I was like, “Hey! That’s my sister’s friend’s...brother’s boyfriend!
Me: ...so you made my nonexistent brother gay?
Mrs. Oakes: *reading a passage from A Tale of Two Cities* “It was a heavy mass of building, that chateau of Monsieur the Marquis, with a large stone court-yard before it, and two stone sweeps of staircase meeting in a stone terrace before the principle door. A stony business altogether, with heavy stone balustrades, and stone urns, and stone flowers, and stone faces of men, and stone heads of lions, in all directions.” So...what do you think, did Dickens run out of vocab or what?
Fisher: ...I think he was stoned.
Marissa: You know, we can trace all of our problems back to the Greeks and Romans.
Me: Like what?
Marissa: Geometry, algebra, columns...
Me: But I like columns!
Marissa: If the Greeks and Romans were just dead, we wouldn’t have all these problems! Let’s go get a time machine and nuke ‘em.
Me: ...Where are we gonna get a nuke?
Marissa: We’ll buy one and take it with us in the time machine.
Me: ...Where are we gonna get a time machine?
Marissa: We’ll resurrect the old inventor guy from Back to the Future!
Me: But he’s not dead!
(The following won’t really make sense/be funny unless you’ve seen Myspace: The Movie)
“I bet he has ‘the angles’.” -Sarah
“Think of him as being one with his inner yeti.” - Kirstie, continuing the above quote
“I bet his password is girlscouts” - Sarah again
“Woah o.o he doesn't just have the angles.... he is yeti.” - Kirstie
“I WANNA SEE THE YETI!” - Sarah
“He's from a forest in Europe. Ask him if he has an angry beaver!” - Kirstie
“God, you guys are such a bad influence” - me
[While watching Corpse Bride] “Bonejangles needs some underwear. Or pants. Or something!” - Mokie
“...You’re really obsessed with everyone’s underwear tonight, huh?” - me, ‘cause then Laura was all ‘I hope Emily’s wearing underwear! ...And a bra!’ and it was weird o_O
“Some people need to come with a volume button.” - Jessy, talking about Ellie. (Ellie is just this crazy bag of random and her default setting is LOUD. But that’s okay, I love Ellie; she’s hysterical. XD)
“Get out of my way, you ninny!” - Laura, trying to get out of the car while I was standing in front of the door
“R.I.P. Ice Cubes.” - Shalane
“LisaLisaLisaLisaLisa, look-!! I’m a phospholipid. ^_^” - Ellie, to me, in biology one morning
“So, like, if the cat was gay, he’d be brokeback Kitty.” - me, trying to explain the meaning of “brokeback” to my sister
Mrs. Oakes: We’ll do A Tale of Two Cities: The Musical!!
Fisher: ...Isn’t that Les Miserables?
Mrs. Oakes: Jerry Cruncher can have his own song! We’ll write a gravedigger song!
Fisher: That’s already a song...
Fisher, Tece, Haley: *sing* Graaavedigger, when you dig my graaave, can you make it shallooww...?
[Continuing the above quote ^^’]
Me: Me gusta go home! X.x [“me gusta” is Spanish for “I like”]
Ellie: ...¡Me llamo Tarzan! *rambles in unintelligible Spanglish* [“me llamo” is Spanish for “my name is”]
“We should rent RENT, then sing that song about not paying the rent for renting RENT!” - Marissa
Me: *reminiscing about the Great Cattail War and how someday we’ll go back to the middle school and there will be cattails all over the place* It’s just like how after it’s destroyed in a war, a city springs back up better and everything. And then humans are stupid and they fight and destroy it again. And we have another cattail war. And then the city’s rebuilt AGAIN, and even MORE cattails spring up. And it’s just a never-ending cycle, because humans are stupid and ripping up cattails is fun.
Marissa: And then, when we die, our ancestors will take over the Cattail Wars for us!
Me: You mean descendants. *points backwards* Ancestors are that way.
Marissa: ...*looks over shoulder*
Me: *cracks up*
“Chuck Norris’ rice baby with man-made mayonnaise!” - Ellie and Autumn
Ellie: Bob Saget makes mayonnaise.
Autumn: Yeah, but Chuck Norris’ mayonnaise is better.
Ellie: WAY better.
Autumn: Bob Saget’s is all, “Ahh I’m a Full House fag!”
Me: ...Thanks guys, I think I just kinda lost my appetite. *pushes remainder of lunch away*
Maggie: ....Does Bob Saget make mayonnaise?
Laura: ...Who the hell is Chuck Norris, anyway?
Ellie: No...idea... *she was cracking up by this point, so everything she said was pretty much unintelligible*
Me: What’s this? What’s this?
My mom: There’s brownies everywhere!
Mokie: ... We’re going to have a wedding, a wedding!
Me: ...XDD Wrooong Tim Burton movie...
“Back pain is gone!” - Mokie, watching Corpse Bride
“Nana-nana-nana-nana BUTT-MAN!” - me, my dad, and sister
“Yeah... if I had scissor-hands I’d be afraid of me too. It’d be like... ‘I’ve...got...an itch! Neeeh!!’” - Abby, after I told her Edward Scissorhands creeps me out like whoa
Mokie: *on how Dr. Finklestein just randomly walked into Sally’s room* I mean, what if she was getting dressed? Or dancing around naked?!
Me: ......*mental images ensue* OKAY, thanks! I think I’ll just go stab my eyes out and pour acid down the sockets!
Mokie: XDDDDDDD
“Oh, hallelujah. Chicken noodle soup.” - Mokie, watching NBXmas
“Marissa, move your head. My butt needs to go here.” - me, looking for a seat and finding Marissa all spread out on the couch
“Depp-perception: the ability to judge Johnny’s hotness in any given role.” - me, studying for driver’s ed midterm (which I got a 95% on :D)
Me: Marissa! Get out of the Gate!
Marissa: B-but...it has Oreos!
Me: Whoa. So does Jack have periods or what?
Kirstie: *sarcastically* Yes, Lisa. Bone dust comes out.
Me: ....*ROFL*
(...I dunno either... I was in one of my weird moods were I say random stuff and everybody’s just like, o.O)
“Soul wabber!” *hitting each other with green sticky hand thing* - Marissa and I
“No, no, no, it’s toe robber!” - Marissa’s mom, in reply to the above quote
“This. Is. Kitchen - everybody eeeat!” - Jillian, to the tune of “This is Halloween”
“Oh...OH! *points at Jillian* O_O You were doing ‘This is Halloween’ with the kitchen-thing!” - me, ten minutes after the above quote
“...And he looks like Mr. Clean!” - Andrea, upon seeing Abby’s Major Armstrong keychain (and it’s funny, because people call Armstrong the Mr. Clean Alchemist, and Andrea knows absolutely nothing about Hagaren or it’s crack-y fandom)
Karen: *randomly draws Scar from The Lion King* Guess-the-lion...NOW!
Us: Hmm...
Karen: Yes, hmm...well, it's definitely not Mrs. Oakes...
Mrs. Oakes: ¬.¬ Yesss?
“Argh, I hate the Hohenheim song! All it is is ‘Whoa-whoa-whooaahhh...Hohenheiiiimmm--’ ” - Abby
“War, monkies, war, war, war, some kid in a uterus, war, war, war, war, war, war,” - Sarah, on what Ed sees beyond the Gate in the Fullmetal anime
“That’s like...Ellen DeGeneres voicing Lust!” - Zoe, upon learning Tony Danza was set to do the voice of Orochimaru in the Naruto dub
“Submit or die!” - the lit mag’s motto
Abby: Yesterday I saw my sister’s thong when she bent over and it was scary.
Me: ...Well, that’s...
Abby: It was dark orange and had polka dots. *grabs paper and pencil* Here, I’ll show you.
Me: ...Abby, you really don’t need to draw your sister’s thong for me, you know!
Maggie: . . . . . .
“I exploded it was so bitter!” - Mokie
“I’m proposing you all for a reality show.” - my grandmother
“Quick! Let’s go to Saturated Fat Island!” - Mokie
“It tastes like Lysol!” - Mokie, on tiramisu
“And though you protest your disinterest, I know...cannibalism!” - Mokie, fudging the words to “Popular”
Darcy: And Yami’s dad’s name is hard to say.
Me: Ahkhunamenahak...yeah.
Darcy: wow. XD What a name.
Me: I bet it didn't fit on his birth certificate.
“John Smith will not join you, fifties-man!” - Melissa
“Abby wants to see the spots on the blurb!” - Abby
“Let’s get to the kitchen and throw tofu at them!” - Jillian
“That kid looks like a looooser.” - me, Marissa, Melissa, Abby
“Wax your butt pleeease!” - Melissa
“I want you in my paaants!” - me
“Sesshomaru has egg sacs!?” - me
"Eleka mahblah autumn elka mmblahblahblah!" - Mokie, listening to "No Good Deed" on the Wicked soundtrack
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up b*****s." - B-kun
[During obscenely loud pep rally]
Marissa: *sneezes*
Me: *turns to her* BLESS YOU!
“You’re allergic to the pep.” - me, after Marissa sneezed like four more times xD
Me: Abby, do you have any lotion?
Abby: YES! Abby always has lotion! Because Abby is like a dry, crunchy piece of toast!
“It’s Gojyo, Goku, Sanzo, and MONOCLE MAN!” - Marissa
[On the following quotes: Marissa and I watched The Wizard of Oz and proceeded to scream Wicked-related things at the TV.]
“Wow, I’ve never seen it snow crack before!” - Marissa
“Ding-dong, Nessa’s dead!” - me and Marissa
“Y’know, Elphie’s evil plans really aren’t all that well thought-out.” - me
“Oh Fiyero... What did they do to you?” - me and Marissa
Dorothy’s house: *THUMP*
Me: *wince* Ooh, there goes Nessa.
Marissa: *imitating the wizard in the beginning, talking about Auntie Em* Oh, and now she’s stabbing herself! You made her commit suicide! You made her emo!
Me: She’s getting out her Evanescence CDs and writing crappy poetry!
“By Jove, I think she’s got it!” - Mokie
“Let’s poison the little children on Family Night!” - my mom
“Who’s too short to go to homecoming!?” - Abby, to me
“Who’s short like Ed!?” - me
“In Alaska... there IS no night.” - Abby again
Marissa: The flying monkeys will help Al get his body back.
Me: . . . . . .
Marissa: I’m going to write that sometime!
Me: ... Then I would have to hurt you.
Me: You know what!?
Marissa: What!?
Me: It’d be really bad if Elphaba was here!
- being silly out in the rain
“Watch out for that badass Geico motorcycle gang, guys.” - Mr. Ruff, my social studies teacher
“Whoever it was in Student Council that suggested Bling Day should have their arms ripped out and then be beaten with the bloody stumps.” - Mr. Ruff again
“Laura! Shoot those chicken-thingies!” - me, watching my sister play the Star Wars arcade game
[So I watched the actor commentary on FMA episode 19, and it featured Aaron Dismuke (Al), Vic Mognogna (Ed), and Mike McFarland (Havoc/a director person) and it was hilarious, so I’m quoting the heck out of it. Mwuah.]
“Baaaall of Knooowledge!” - Vic
“I started as an evil little boy.” - Aaron, referring to the fact that his first role was young Akito in Fruits Basket (did you know he’s only 12!? So cute. *.*)
Vic: So, while you guys were watching the opening, I think Aaron was over there blowing his nose. Feeling better now?
Aaron: ...yeeeeaah...
Mike: XD Oh, wait, here it comes...
Vic: Oh yeah, this is a classic... It’s Al in stealth mode!
All: CLANKCLANKSTOMPBOOMCLUNKCLANK
Aaron: They’ll never know I’m coming! Mwuah!
Mike: Did you know he [Dameon Clark, Scar’s VA] does car commercials, too?
Vic: Except now they have to call them “scar” commercials.
-bah-da-dum-
Vic: Another user of your bowl.
Aaron: *growls*
Mike: Nice scream there, Vic.
Vic: XD Why, thank you.
[Over 50 quotes from week-long Bible camp!]
“It’s Margarita Tuesday at PMBC and Abby can’t walk in a straight line!” - me
“Baaaaerrughhh.” - Mark
“You sound like a dying Wookie.” - me, Marissa, and Abby, in response to the above quote
“I am convinced that the Devil himself came up with the idea of picking teams.” - Pastor Todd
“I don’t want to play follow-the-Abigail!” - Melissa
“Lemme see your funky emu!!” - Tommy
“Battle position!” - Melissa, jumping on Abby’s back
“We’re going to take him [Mark] home and use him as a punching bag.” - me and Marissa
“Dost though...thy shall...Whatever, just JOUST ME!” - Matt
“Will you call me Mary-Jane?” - Jared
“I guess it’s National Abuse Mark Day.” - Marissa
“Doing dishes is a lot more romantic than flowers.” - Pastor Todd. (He told us to write it down, so here it is in my quotes.)
Kirstie: Why is everyone drawing me!?
Me: Because we looove you, Kirstie.
“Jesus is a holy hobo!” - Marissa and Kirstie
“My pen keeps crapping out on me!” - me (o.O; They all thought it was funny and wanted me to quote it)
“The ants get squished-a one by one, ha-ha, ha-ha...” - Abby, to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”
Marissa: Uhh...it’s something you get when you’re pregnant...
Shawn: STDs?
-playing Taboo
“Did that lady esplode your head, Marissa?” - me
“I swear by my burning butt!” - Abby
Kirstie: Patricia the Stoolpigeon! That’s my new name!
Me: Can we call you Pat the Stoolpigeon?
*pen scribbles* - my pen
“I’ll never be able to look at French toast the same way again.” - me
“And Envy is washing his hair in Mt. Doom...” - Kirstie
“BIBLE CLASS!” - Shelly, pronouncing “Bible” with a short i
“I’m going to yell at you now. BAAAAHH!” - Shelly again
“Congratulations... you’ve just purchased the most comfortable bra in the world.” - Abby
“You don’t taste like crackers.” - Mark, chewing on Marissa’s head
“It’s Vodka Thursday and Marissa thinks she can jump over couches.” - Marissa and Kirstie
“Naked old man on a motorcycle!” - Kirstie
Marissa: DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!1!!eleven
Me: ....yeah, just like that.
“Tessaiga!” - Melissa, playing Ultimate Ping-Pong
“King-Kong Breakthrough!” - Marissa, playing foosball
Melissa: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!
Everyone: What?
Melissa: Uhh....I forgot.
“Marissa, you clearly don’t know the rules of quoting.” - me
“*singing* Get your Bibles; go to tab! Get your Bibles; go to tab!” - everyone
“Ich ist das kusza!” - Abby. She says it’s “I am the cheese!” in German, but I have no idea, considering I don’t speak German at all
“Help! They’re raping me for information!” - Mark
“I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help my RED HAIR!” - Melissa, a la the infamous Stacy
“I’d rather lose my dick than my feet.” - Mark (he snowboards).
“Tyuru Amarth” - Marissa. Tis LOTR-Elvish for “Cheese Doom”. Yes we like cheese >_>
“I wish they would ring the pot.” - Melissa
“Spider on my rug!! Die, you spider!” - Shelly
“Mah pants are fallin’ down, sez thuh Lord!” - Jared
Mark: *sitting on Marissa* This chair is kinda lumpy.
Marissa: ......ow.
Josh: *walking on the girls’ porches*
Kirstie: Josh! You’re not a girl! >_<
Josh: I could be one for you, babe.
Everyone: *cracks up*
“There were four people, and both of them got a lot of votes.” - Pastor John
Me: Mark is an interesting person to have dinner with.
Marissa: We should have dinner with him more often.
“What was the weirdest thing here? And if you say Shelly, you’re probably right.” - Val
“’Eelo, Leesa. Thees ees Professor Haw-kins.” - Kirstie
“Do buffaloes reelly have weengs? And ees it reelly the chickeen of the seea? That wuz mah Jessica Seempson eempression. ...But do they reelly have weengs?” - Kirstie
“Okay, Cabin....Me!” - Shelly, forgetting that we were cabin 14
[Okay, PMBC quotes are over.]
“I believe with all my heart that I am a glass of orange juice.” - the lovely and talented Andrea
“They were much fun. Except for their odd love of stairs. @_@” - Darcy, on Germans, once she got back from a trip to Germany
[One day, I spent most of the day with Marissa and her family. The following quotes are the results.]
Jillian: Why are Ed and Al on a roof?
Me: Because they’re spe-shul!
Marissa: Because they’re hobos!
“Choose your ice cream! Choose your ice cream! Choose your ice cream!” - Marissa and Jillian, to the rhythm of “Bother bother bother bother bother-!”
“Who has to wear the bikini?” - me...’cause Johnny Depp was kidnapped by Jabba the Hutt and...yeah.
Me: *shakes Magic Date ball* Will Johnny Depp call me?
Magic Date ball: YES.
Me: WOOHOO! *shakes it again* Will Orlando Bloom call Marissa?
Magic Date ball: LOOKIN GOOD.
Me and Marissa: WOOHOO!
Me: *shakes it again* Will a dragon eat Jillian?
Magic Date ball: NEVER.
“I want you.” - Marissa, to a talking Yoda doll... thing o.O
“Whoa, Marissa...now I know what your secret fantasies are.” - me, in response to the above quote
Me: Riza doesn’t do Winry. ...Wait o.o
Jillian and Marissa: o_o
Jillian: I’d HOPE not!
Marissa: Besides...Riza does Roy.
(For the record, I meant to say “alchemy” and not “Winry”.)
“See, he’s got water bubbles in his eyes!” - Marissa, on the way Inuyasha was crying
Mrs. Priest: *reading from HBP* “...and the fox fell back to the ground, dead.”
Me: So they killed Youko.
Marissa: o.o NOOOOOOOO!
Mrs. Priest: >< Inside voice, Marissa! What are we, two years old again?
Jillian: Dahdah?
Marissa and me: . . . . .
“Excuse me, sir, but it appears your house is glowing. Also, your leg is missing, if you haven’t noticed, and I dunno where your brother is, but there are his clothes!” - me and Marissa, completely ruining the scene where Ed and Al attempt to transmute their mom. All because Roy was wearing a silly hat.
“Excuse me, sir, but it appears your house is glowing and your butt is too. Also, your leg is missing, if you haven’t noticed, and I dunno where your brother is. Oh, and you have water bubbles in your eyes.” - me, Marissa, and Jillian. I dunno...the above quote just kinda...mutated throughout the day o.O
“Yes ummm . . . We don't generally condone screwing between any of the bikers for any reason.” - Aubrie on LJ
“Pardon me even looking at this idea but . . . Varon and Amelda in bed . . . that's gotta be an interesting competition for seme. It'd never work, they'd be too busy arguing to . . . um . . . screw.” - Aubrie continuing the above quote. (I love LiveJournal, did you know that?)
“They would make cute babies.” - Sarah, on Riza and Roy
“Did you know the first Fullmetal opening song is named after me?” - Melissa
“...Everything’s just one big yaoi innuendo for me.” - Dey-chan
Darcy: I e-mailed my German host family the other day... I still haven't gotten a response... 9.9 As of yet, I have no proof that my host family exists... ^^""
Me: Yuuuuoooo'reee going to Germanyyyy?
Darcy: ^______^ Yuuuss, this summer
Me: o_o; You're going to Germany, and Kirstie's going to Japan! *shakes you* What if the Germans are rabid!?!? THEN WHAT!?
Darcy: THEN AH EAT THEIR HEADS!
Me: OKAY! WITH KETCHUP!?
Darcy: But of course!
Me: So how long are you going to be over there dining on rabid Germans?
Mrs. P: *telling some story* -And this was before they had CDs and video games and the Internet -
Abby: O_O How did you LIIIIIVE!?
“Everyone gets presents - EXCEPT YOU!” - Marissa, Melissa, Kirstie
“We must save teh Cheesecake!” - B-kun
“Yay, the Pope is here!” - Zoe
“Why did you throw the cheese like an irresponsible loser!?” - Zoe again
Me: ....*pokes a vein on Yami M's face* o_o WHOA! It really IS only filled with hot air! Anyone got a safety pin!?
Daisy: XD! **cracks up.**
Me: The greatest mystery of life - SOLVED.
Daisy: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Shut up, Kirstie. I hate you.
Kirstie: I know. ^_^ I love you too, Lisa.
- you hear that from us at lotsa random times...
"I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so kiss my ass - CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!" - Melissa... she sings that at the most random of times
"Wouldn't Malik make the cutest squirrel!?" - Melissa
"That's the biggest small gym I've ever seen!" - me, ranting about the gyms at my new school
"Choke in the OTHER direction!" - Kirstie
"Well...actually...just now, I argued about being argumentative..." - me ^^;
"That's not just a brb...THAT'S AN EXTREME BRB!" - Kirstie
“I don't like gerbils. They reproduce." - Mokie
My mom: What's for dinner?
Me: Fluff.
*sarcastically* "Oh, yes, let's have fanfics for dinner." - Laura, in response to the above quote
"...and yes, Kaiba, go blow up the towel, like you said you were going to. And then Malik can get his revenge on the Farrow." - Darcy, cracking me up and mocking the funky subbies
"Is he part woman?" - Zoe's reaction to what Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of APC, looks like
[Okay, the following is a little...on the weird side.]
Zoe: Ha ha....Maynard...I'ma call him May.
Me: Heheh.
Zoe: Or MJ, and say he was Mary Jane.
Me: Heheheheheheh...
Zoe: ^_^
Me: *imagines Mary Jane taking off a mask and revealing herself as Maynard* ....
Zoe: *rofl*
Me: ^^; *is simply disturbed by it, but okay*
Zoe: I can't...stop...laughing...Wouldn't that just kick Peter Parker's ass?
Me: Heheheh....
Zoe: He'd be like: O_O
Me: *giggles*
Zoe: Maynard: Hi....Peter. ^_^ Peter: *jumps out of window* Maynard: Damn...I lost another one...
Me: Here ya go, Pantless Wonder.
Melissa: GAAH! *attacks*
Melissa: Just go away!
Kirstie: Please evacuate your bosom!
My mom: *sings* Kuwabara sits in the old gum tree....
Me and Mokie: *crack up*
Me: You know this is what I love about NAMPA - we're all like one nationwide support group.
Daricio: ^^ Yeah! We all cheer each other up!
Me: Exactly! If you have a problem, you can take it to any one of us, and you won't be judged or anything!
Daricio: It's the best thing in the world! ... ... *announcer voice* The best in the world, for comfort, joy, and general happiness, it's NAMPA! Buy one today!
Daricio: ^^'
Daricio: Price: $0. AKA Priceless.
Daricio: ... There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Daricio: And if that doesn't work, friendship should cut it.
Me: *talking to somebody else* Daricio's being weird about NAMPA...
Daricio: XD
"Look, it was either the coat, or the [skimpy black] dress, Hiei. Get over it!!" - Melissa, as Dr. Chicken (bwak bwak bwak)
"I am....Doc-tor Chicken! BWAK BWAK BWAK!" - Melissa
"Dontcha hate it when you're wearing jeans, and your leg itches, and you scratch it and it doesn't work, so you just have to stand up and stick your hand in your pants!?" - Mokie
"I'm not wearing any paaants!" - Melissa
"Good Lord that's a lot of chicken!" - my mom
"NOOOOO! YOU EVIL LITTLE GIRL!" - Sarah, on my putting my Malik figure in a dress :P
Mokie: Give me a fraction!
My mom: ...1/2. O_o
Mokie: No, I meant tell me a story!
My mom: ...once upon a time....
Me: *dies of laughter*
Mokie: Are you awake?
Me: NO.
My mom: Then, she eats her mean friends' - *is interrupted*
Mokie: She eats her mean friends!?
"Please bless the rabid llamas." - Kirstie
"Well, that just peels my shoulders!" - me (had a bad sunburn on my shoulders that was peeling at the time)
*sings* "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, for blahblahblahblaaaah-blahBLAH-blahblah!" - me, Jess, and Marissa
"Super diiick is heeeeere" - subject line of a spam email I got
"Nice mice like ice." - my example of assonance
"See senile people keeping treats..." - person-named-Amanda's example of assonance
“It was like WWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!! *flip flip flip pluuuh!!*" - Daricio, describing Yami M get punched by Obelisk during his duel against Yami. (This is the other best quote ever XD)
Me: *on the ancient-Egypt arc of YGO* Yami B's village went *blows raspberry*.
Kirstie: ....What?
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Marissa: Wait, what did Yami B do?
Kirstie: Farted, sounds like....
Me: *laughs harder* Nooo! His VILLAGE went *blows raspberry*
Kirstie: ...so the whole village farted?
Me: *cracks up again*
Non-sister/non-otaku Laura: ...Are you speaking Japanese?
Kirstie: OTAKU! ^^
Laura: .....'oh taco'?
"Japanese tacos!" - me, Kirstie, and Laura, continuing the above quote
"Malik needs to be potty trained!" - Kirstie, taking my Malik action figure into a bathroom stall . . . . . yeah, I think you can guess where Malik ended up...
*darkly* "Amane bled dry....and Chii got a hat." - Kirstie
Jess: I am so geography dumb. I didn't even know it [Japan] was a bunch of islands.
Me: Jess, that's why we have Google. ^_^
"Girl...into....Yuugiou....can't....comprehend!!" - Kirstie, making fun of these two boys that gave me odd looks in a card shop when I freaked out over seeing a couple pieces of Exodia
“Is there no innocence in today’s children!?" - me, ranting about how my sister got made fun of in school twice in one day, and they're only in 2nd grade
"Goofus reads Gallant's diary." - my mom
"And we have a pair of pants. Alright, who out there isn't wearing any pants?" - the Shakespeare festival announcer guy going through a box of lost and found stuff
"Are you burning incest?" - me, to Katie...I meant to say incense
[The next couple quotes come from the time Kirstie and I actually met Katie face to face ^^ Twas lotsa fun]
Me: Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie? Izzat Katie?
Kirstie: WILL YOU STOP THAT!? *fwaps me*
Hot Topic employee: Sir, you're not allowed to take pictures in here.
Katie's dad: *lowers camera* ...oh.
Katie: *points* HAH!
Kirstie: ...let's just stay in here...
Katie: *shoves thongs in Zach's face*
Me: I can imagine Malik in that Playboy bunny tie....with nothing else on....
Kirstie and Katie: *scoot away*
Me: I've been sticking -kun and -chan on everything lately...
Katie: I noticed. You're like, "...Oh look, it's chair-kun!"
"Beer...vodka...alcohol...Alcoholic beverages!" - Me, Marissa, Kirstie, Autumn, Melissa
*observes Target's trashy parking lot* *disgustedly* "Geez, people, the world's not a litter box...." - Mokie
*claps wooden swords together* "Henry the Fifth, take 12." - Connor, at Shakespeare Club (He'd jump onstage and say that when someone screwed up a line...It was really funny ^^)
Me: *scolding* KIRSTIE! There are other people in this car who know who Isis and Yami Malik are!
Kirstie: Like your mom?
Me: Yeah!
Mokie: And me!
Kirstie: ...Laura's your mom?
*He-man-esque* "I have the PROTEIN!" - Melissa
"Breakdancing psycho deer!" - me and Kirstie
Me: I think the Ishtars are the best things since sliced bread. *nods sagely*
Daisy: XD They're better than sliced bread! MWUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: If I have another drink, my bladder will burst. *walks out to the bathroom*
Kirstie: ...THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR BODILY NEEDS WITH US!
"...I need my balls back." - Evan, Shakespeare Club
"The ambassador has lost his balls!" - Mrs. K, in response to the above quote
Abby: *wraps apron around herself* I have a weird toga! ^__^
Melissa: o.O *to me* I'm glad she has clothes on under that....
Daricio: ^_^ TWO SIDED STICKY TAPE TO THE RESCUE!
Me: ^_^ I always said it was superglue.
Daricio: ^_^ That's possible too. Or that glue-y stuff that clowns use to hold their big red noses on. Ya know, when they don't have strings attatched to them.
Me: ....*imagines isis with a clown nose and falls over laughing*
Daricio: ^_______^
- we were discussing how Isis keeps that little green bubble thingy on her forehead
"...that's it. I am now convinced that you are obsessed with the Ishtars so much that you are now Lisa Flopping Ishtar." - Kirstie
"....COOL! *grabs Malik's pants and runs off* Ooh, they're still warm...." - me, in a chat where Malik had the pants scared off of him ^_^
"But what if Inuyasha goes BAZOOKA on us!?" - Mokie, while we were sitting in our car (it's name is Inuyasha) and she was worrying about the airbag randomly popping open
Melissa: But I cherish the lives of all creatures!
Me: ...I don’t cherish your life!
-in Shakespeare
Abby: You know that if you kick the back of someone's knees, they collapse?
Kirstie: ...STEVE, turn around!!
"CURSE you and your flatulence of DOOM, Kaiba!" - me (....don't ask.)
Katie: Did you know Malik is anorexic?
Me: His butt suggests otherwise, K-chan.
"o.o I fear this fanartist...." - Kirstie, in response to these Dartz/Raphael fanarts
Laura: *to my mom* Are you gonna yell at me-
My mom: BAAAH!!!
Me: *as little dollhouse person thing* My mom's gonna have a baby soon!
Laura: *as other little dollhouse person thing* *happily* Well, I hope she dies!
My dad: *checks car thermometer* It's up to 21 degrees.
My mom: Whoo, we're in a heat wave!
Zoe: *eats Neapolitan ice cream*
Kirstie: Oo The French explorer!
Me: ...Kirstie, that's Napoleon.
-best quote ever. XD
*chewing my shirt* "I'm eating human fleeshhhh....." - Mokie
"No, you're eating my hoodie." - me, in response to the above quote
"I'm eating Linkin Park fleeeshhhh......" - Mokie (Because I was wearing my LP hoodie ^^;)
“Yes, Kaiba! Believe in the heart of the cards! Before they grab you and make you a PART of them to MAKE you believe!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!” - Daricio
Me: *points upward* Look! Flying albino!
Kirstie and Marissa: *look up*
"It's your inner-ghetto, Lisa." - Kirstie
"You should make one for Lisa. Oh wait, you're Lisa." - Kirstie, on the phone with me
Yami: ...destiny? What do you mean?
Isis: ....AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Yami: Wha-what?
Isis: YOUR FLY IS OPEN! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
- Katie, looking at a pic of Isis talking to Yami (Isis had this look on her face like she was about to burst out laughing)
"Do you still have your Playboy?" - my grandma, watching me play my GameBoy Advance
"I didn't know you had Playboy, Lisa....." - my dad, in response to my grandma's question about my 'Playboy'
"A cowlick is a swirly and a swirly's not a cowlick!!" - Wesley and me
Me: We’re going to fix Yami B!
Kirstie: o.o Nuuuuuu!
Me: Not like that!
Kirstie: oh. ^^U
"Yo mama’s a lout!” - me, insulting Mrs. B like a Shakesperian person. Everyone was like... rolling on the floor laughing
"Don't go running through the ghetto declaring, "I'M HOME!" - Jolie, in New York
"There’s a knife in my SHPLEEEEN!" - me and Kirstie (‘Shpleen’ is the greatest typo ever. Man, I was laughing so hard I nearly wet myself.)
"ASSASINATION ATTEMPT!" - Kirstie, while Melissa was chasing around the president of Ecology Club during the Great Cattail War (IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! We ripped apart the brown things on the end of cattails, and threw the fluffy white things everywhere)
"PFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!" - everyone at Ecology Club when we'd get cattail fluff in our mouths ^^
"We're not very good ecologists!" - Abby, after the Great Cattail War, and after Mrs. H told us that wasn't really helping the environment ^^;
"So....it was like an overdose?" - Ryan, after Beth was talking about a Biblical dude that got stoned to death
"That girl is married to Jesus!?" - Mokie
"Vote for Neesan....she can't go wrong!" - me, Kirstie, Marissa
Zach: You've only quoted me once!
Me: Really?
Zach: Yeah.
Me: Ok, then say something and I'll quote it. ^^
"Fortified gates suck." - Zach
"Pissy has lots of pleasures!" - me and Kirstie (Barbie commercials. Ah yes...)
"What’s he gonna do!? POKE him to death!?" - me, watching the YGO dub, at the part where Yami Malik was about to kill Rishid and I realized they had edited out the dagger
"EL WHAPO!" - Kirstie, hitting me with her Spanish book
"Quit chewin' mah behbeh!" - my mom
Me: *solemnly* I'm going to Mordor alone, Daricio. o.o
Darcy: I know you are! And I'm coming with you! Weeeee're off to go to Mordor! The evil filled city of doom! *skips*
"If it ain't chocolate, it ain't desert!" - me and my pap ^_^
"Hi, this is Mr. E., just calling to let you know that Lisa's a dork." - me, my mom, and Mokie
"You know what? I still think ‘directly connect’ sounds hentai" - Katie
"Everyone in this chat room knows about Rishid and his crap level" - Zach
"YAY! CRAP LEVELS!" - me, in response to the above quote ^^
"A watched inbox never gets any emails." - Kirstie
[To understand the next few quotes...Laura and I were playing with her Playmobile castle people (PCP) and we gave them all anime names, so...]
"Sir, if you could take a seat here...or just lay there on the ground..." - me being a PCP doctor
"Wake up call! Bleeeaaaaghhhh!!!" - Laura being a PCP named Kaiba
"Hiei! Botan! Doctor! Ooh!" - Laura being a PCP named Kagome
Laura being a PCP baby: BEAN! BEAN!
Me: o__O The baby’s first word is ‘bean’?!
"Kaiba lost his hair! ^^" - me (There was this PCP named Kaiba and his plastic hair popped off)
"Isis fell in the non-using box!" - Laura
“We're being Yu Yu Hakushowed!" - me chatting with Katie
Me: Ishizu in an Isuzu!
Laura: Isiju! *trying to say Ishizu*
Me: No, it's I-shi-zu!
Laura: Isiju!
Me: Ishizu!
Laura: FRITO!
Me: NO!!
"...and enjoy the rest of your day at Magic Kingdom, where all of your dreams come true! Except for cheap food and short lines." - the conducter guy on Jungle Cruise in Disney World
Kirstie: What's that!?
Me: It's Jurassic Park. What do you think it is?
Kirstie: A chicken?
Me: Wait, the chickens are bald. Just like Rishid!
Kirstie: Rishid Park!!
"Are *moo* you *moo* taking *moo* me *moo* seriously *mooooo*?" - me and Kirstie (Ok, tis a long story. Kirstie rented this book about Egyptian mythology and she read that the goddess Isis had her head chopped off and used a cow's head to replace it. So we started having a grand 'ol time imagining Isis of Yuugiou with a cow's head and said quote is what we think she would've said to Kaiba at the Domino Museum that night. ^^; Isis has been a cow ever since then.)
"Janitors....they’re all janitors!" -Marissa
"Blow up, darn you!!” - Kirstie, getting angry with a pufferfish. Our biology teacher was staring at her with this priceless look on his face XD
"Boats...boats...BOATS! - me and Kirstie
Katie: *runs up* .....OOH! .....HPH POSE!
Ramla: .....what?
Katie: .......y'know, we all line up looking all confident and smirky and malty and stuff.
"Why don’t we just have an Isis ‘Depends’ thing!?" - Katie (We used to bash Isis all the time. Just because we love her so much :P)
"That's right. We sing, we dance, we cook." - Hugh Panaro, talking about how you could get a cookbook if you donated to this cause thingy at the end of Phantom of the Opera
"No, Seto. It's not beautiful. It’s a big metal penis!" - me, a la Mokuba, when Kaiba asks him if the virtual reality pod is beautiful o.O
Beth: I mean, what if Dave's the Messiah?
All: *look at Dave and crack up*
-Beth is the seriously cool Confirmation teacher person
"My name is Dave. I do not shave. If you give me a cookie, I might behave." - Dave, recording this really weird message on someone's cell phone
"Is there a Bad News Bible?" - Chrissy
"Anyone else think he's, ah, about as straight as a circle? ^.^;" - this kid named Colin, talking about our gay substitute math teacher (the screwy thing was most of the girls thought he was hot O.O)
"Save it from the O-word it’s BECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEE!" - Katie
"Do you believe in Santa Claus?" - Melissa, very randomly, during the saddest part of Grave of the Fireflies
"Aught ee neyahhrurouths oogleboogle!! o.o" - me, speaking 'Elvish'
"I am Malik Eeshtar. You keeled my father. Prepare to die." - Daricio
Kirstie: do you think the suger/sake wore off yet?
Me: -- Think about it, Kirstie. D'you think Hiei would be modeling for Kurama if he was sober!?
Kirstie: ...good point
Me: ^^
Kirstie: and Kurama wouldn't be up for it if he wasn't hyper
Me: Yeah. He'd be pretty scared if he wasn't hyper.
Kirstie: ^^
Me: I'd be pretty scared too if Hiei started modeling in my face all of a sudden. o.o
"The nurse accidentally gave you the boob-inflating shot!" - my mom, watching Star Trek (And for the record, she wasn’t talking to anyone in the room.)
Me: Don't get fluff on the bed!
Kirstie: o.o Then it would be a lemon. ^_^
(I meant marshmallow fluff, people....me, Mokie, and Kirstie were eating s'mores in my parents' room)
My grandmother: You know, we never named this baby doll....
Laura: BOB!
Me: KAGOME!
My grandmother: ....*regrets asking*
"I just love these little outings. The stereo's blaring, and Laura's asking me weird questions...." - my mom
Laura: If I pour this in, will it kill me?
My mom: Of course it will, so go ahead and pour it in!
"Dude, look at that big thing! It's so...big!" - Holly
"I can't see....my head is stuck..." - Abby
"This place is scary!!" - my grandmother, in Hot Topic
"'Brak'? He's brakking his knuckles!?" - Kirstie (some slightly silly sound effects from the English Inuyasha manga)
"I can't say Sesshomaru! Oh wait, I just did." - me
"Dimension the potato!" - Kirstie
"There are big differences below the waist." - Melissa (It's a long and slightly disturbing story that I don’t even really remember anymore...^_^)
"The snowman is neutered!!” - James (suggestive classroom decorations...ah, I miss seventh grade.)
"Hey, don't make fun of my wrong pants!" - me, after Kirstie called me Ms. Wrong Pants when I got a science question wrong
"Pegasus pear, Pegasus pear, Kirstie has your underwear!" - Abby
...If you read it all the way to the end...you must be very, very bored. o.O