For anyone who is curious, this is how Jonny and I's relationship got started.

( Picture it, Crobar, 2000 and whatever... )

Oh my GOD. I have the WORLD'S WORST headache. Where is the liquor store when I need it? I'm just too fucking lazy to hop on my scooter so Killian's Irish Red and Red Bull will have to do. See, it's a red evening. I should be painting the town red what is wrong with me ( Read more... )

( I am sorry all of you Live Journal people, but I am going to have to leave you for the arms of Ricky Martin. Come on, we all know I'm in a better place. )

( I will love you even if you get bald and fat )

Today is a very special day. This is Jon's away message this morning:

I am eating believe it or not.

Hi, Jonny! Here is a coupon to help:


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I am a terrible friend. I've been jet setting around the world, drinking margaritas bigger than my head and visiting lesbian bars while a certain emaciated, twig-like person has been on the verge of falling apart. Life being too busy is just an excuse non creative people use for not keeping in touch, so I won't even go there. My first order of ( Read more... )