Apparently everyone has gone to myspace. That is, everyone but me. Well I refuse! I'm not going to do anything anymore! Ha! Take that internet bloggers and losers! I am going to write things on paper and send them through the MAIL if I want people to read them. Yes, it's unheard of isn't it? If you want my address, call me or email me for ( Read more... )

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Take these and share your delightful answers with me.

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I know I have! The other night at like 2am I got an IM from this kid who said he got my screenname from the facebook group "Adderall Saves the Day" asking me if I had any to sell him. I do have some, but it's for me bitch! But it made me start thinking. I could totally start selling! There's such a big market for this shit! Even my roommate ( Read more... )

That's right. Class at 9am and a ton of reading to do. Probably not as much as Rachel had, but unlike her I'm not used to lots of work. I'm at U of I! Hahahaha! Easy as pie! Except that I got a B- on my "physics for stupid people" exam. Oops ( Read more... )

I have a meeting for Star Course publicity in an hour. There are like 60 people on publicity. Guess who one of them is? Make-out Freshman from the party! I'm really nervous and I'm not sure why. I don't want to date him. I'm not the one who had to be taken care of while I puked off the deck. I want to be friends with him. That's all. And ( Read more... )

Another installment of impromptu poetry. Because I can, and shall now never be ashamed of anything that I do. Well, I AM ashamed of these poems. So read ( Read more... )

Directions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question ( Read more... )

The roomies kick ass. The town(s) kick(s) ass. The profs are weirdos. The classes are easy. The weather is warm. The nightlife is great. Life is beautiful ( Read more... )

No, I'm not talking about pot. You're all just a bunch of stoners! So, my discussion section or what have you for physics was canceled today so I'm catching up on some things at home. I want to tell you that I have accomplished something great: I have figured out how to ride the bus from my apartment to the quad and back. Pretty clever, huh? I ( Read more... )