**The following transcript, submitted to this user by those featured therein, has not been pre-read by this user but may contain minor or massive spoilers for Final Fantasy XV.**

( Yes, they have meetings without me now. )

Does anyone need a Zack?

Pros - super-good vibes, master at squats, badass fighting skills I can teach you, can totally get you Seph’s autograph, I’ve been told way too many times I have nice eyes, I can cook pretty well (especially if you like spicy food!), I come with a bonus Angeal (not optional, he literally will not leave me for more than 2 ( Read more... )

...if any of you are active on Twitter, I sometimes post FFVII-related silliness there, and have found a really wonderfully-batty community of fans there I think you'd quite like. If you wish, seek me out there so we can keep up with each other! I use my real-life pen name there, Athlynne Morley, and I can be found @athlynne81.

He’d failed. He knew the wound was fatal by the flash of stem-green in her eyes and the fading that began. Her life flame was seeping into the air around them…despite all the warnings, from her hinting comments, from Sephiroth’s taunts, Aerith was dying, as though all the fate and Fate they’d challenged had been for less than nothing.

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I'm onto you, Nomura-san, with your faulty translations and misdirection and probably flux capacitors before this thing is over with...

I was watching a collection of Sephy's appearances in Remake part 1, and it occurred to me - in his first appearance to Cloud, the first time they talk, and you see Cloud calling for his mother while Sephy is ( Read more... )

Zack here. And I just...I can't even.

The Crazy Lady had been keeping some of her my-world stuff on her altar, which is creepy enough and goes along with the weird way she seems to view me. I mean, I wanted to be a hero, not the center of some fangirl's bizarre worship. Well, now she's set up a second altar next to her religious one, this one ( Read more... )

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...and life keeps getting weirder. Like I told Aer, I've never claimed to be particularly normal, what with being injected with pseudo-magic planet goop in order to do my job, and being engaged to a guy who sometimes doesn't put me down for days on end, and let's not even go in the direction of Genesis the perv and Seph the sometimes-even-I-can't- ( Read more... )

YAYZ! It's official, you cannot legally discriminate against someone in the workplace on the basis of sexual orientation! We're very happy in Ammy-chan's little corner of the world, although the Choir are more confused than anything.

Genesis: "I need you to explain again. You mean some people dislike other people...based on what gender they want to ( Read more... )