An Ode to Drunk Party Goers...

[amateurvoice_kp]

Dear Roommate,

You decided it was "Okay" to vomit in my domain, this poem is for you.

Every morning when you wake me up at the butt crack of dawn,
I can't help but want to rollover and yawn. 
Another day of dealing with your shit,
and your foul breath...

Why do you piss on my feelings you asinine prick!

Sorry.  I digress.

I’ve seen the most repugnant

Comments

[sindragosa]

Did you write this yourself? It's very clever and gave me a good laugh!

[amateurvoice_kp]

Yes, I did!

I wrote this a few years ago in school and changed it up to be dripping in excessive amounts of sarcasm. XD

I'm so glad you liked it! :D